........ew.

[slowdazzle]

Last night I read one of the most profoundly disturbing fanfics I have ever seen. I don't know why I carried on past the first paragraph, as it should have been immediately clear that it was WAY too squicky for my tastes, but I did.

Let's just say it contained the line: "The Orc's spunk looked like nothing so much as creamy cheese sauce."

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and wash my eyes out with bleach.