bleurgh

[slowdazzle]

I went out last night. I got very, very drunk.

I wore: a chopped-off denim miniskirt, fishnet tights, knee-high boots, a t-shirt with a cowgirl on it, a military-looking jacket, and silk roses in my hair. I looked like a fight between Delirium, a prostitute, and the 1980s.

I drank: a lot.

I fell over: twice.

I got home: late.

I fell asleep: with the light on, and most of my clothes too.

Now I feel: like hell.

happy day-after-st-patrick's-day, everyone.