I've done some research...

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Annie frequently tells me that I'm not a Ninja because I don't really even know what a Ninja is/does. Well, I've done some research on the 'net and found some pretty interesting facts.

Here's some common misconceptions about ninjas:
-Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.
-A Samurai is NOT a ninja.
-Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.
-If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

Here are some true things about Ninjas:
-Lack any personality
-Wear headbands
-Fight skillfully with any object
-Live in your house secretly for days
-Can remove their shadow if needed
-Hurl shurikens
-Go anywhere they want instantly
-Catch bullets in their teeth
-Kill themselves if they make a noise
-Can run 100 miles on their hands
-Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2
-Have cool words like Sepulku
-Are masters of disguise
-Can hover for hours
-Flip out and kill everything
-Are completely self-sufficient.
-Split planks vertically with their nose
-Can hide in incense smoke
-Kill people.

All my information can be verified at the informative website http://www.ninjapirate.com/battle.html

Addtionally, everyone who loves Ninjas should immediately stop reading lame livejournals and head to http://www.realultimatepower.net/