Yo Peeps. It's Picspam time!
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Nora: Oh my God, he is saying everything to her that I wanna say and in front of 400 million people.
Kevin: Mom, it's not the World Cup.
Saul: You're enjoying this too much, Nora. It's unseemly.
Nora: Why can't you ever meet anyone like that?
Kevin: Like Warren Salter? First of all, he's straight.
Nora: Like that ever stopped you before.
Nora: May I take a peek in the kitchen?
Holly: My house is your house.
Kitty: For the last time, Mom, it's not a date.
Nora: Listen, I don't care who it is. It could be you, it could be Kevin, but someone in this family should be dating that man.
Kitty: What is this, Fiddler on the Roof?
Nora: Why didn't anyone tell me about Paige?
Kitty: What we don't tell you, Mom, could fill the Library of Congress.
Justin: You know that house that Mom doesn't want to sell?
Kitty: Yeah.
Justin: The woman that lives there-
Kitty: You're having a thing with her?
Justin: No. Dad did. He had an affair with her.
Kevin: So are you gonna take this office once I get Dad's papers and stuff?
Sarah: No, I'm fine down the hall.
Kevin: Oh, so Tommy's gonna take it?
Sarah: I don't know. You'll have to ask Tommy.
Kevin: God, you two, you're like Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots.
Justin: You took Mom over to that woman's house?!
Saul: Calm down, will you? You honestly believe that I took her there willingly? She insisted. What kind of person do you think I am?
Justin: I don't know. What kind of person are you?
Saul: She's my sister. I'm dying on the inside. I'm a wreck.
Justin: Serves you right.
Saul: She didn't sign this.
Justin: Exactly. Because she totally digs Holly now. I mean, how are we gonna fix this? I don't know what to do and Kitty's freaking out.
Saul: What do you mean Kitty? You told Kitty?
Justin: Yeah, you know, I thought it was time to share the joy.
Saul: Justin, Justin. I wish you hadn't done that.
Justin: Don't worry, she's not gonna say anything. It'd be like tearing down Mount Rushmore for her.
Warren: Finish your drink. I'll take you home.
Kitty: I either have to quit my job or I have to die.
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Sarah: I thought you hated the guy. So why did you sleep with him?
Kitty: I didn't. It was the gin. The gin. The gin slept with him.
Sarah: We had the gin talk five years ago. It's the devil's drink. No more gin for you. Ever.
Tommy: You got laid last night.
Kitty: How did you know that?
Tommy: Because it's a work day and you're here. And it's the only time you two talk like this. Good for you.
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Kitty: Sarah, there's a house in Silver Lake.
Sarah: And you've always wanted to do it in a house in Silver Lake?
Kitty: Sarah, Dad, um-
Sarah: What about Dad?
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Kevin: Of course he had an affair. His whole generation saw that as quid pro quo. I pay the bills, I get a little something on the side every once in awhile. Are you really saying you're surprised?
Sarah: No, I'm not surprised. I'm...interested, I guess.
Kevin: To tell you the truth, I'm a lot more shocked at Kitty's behavior.
Sarah: Don't you dare tell her I told you!
Kevin: What? Hey, Sarah, you can trust me!
Sarah: What's the point in having a lawyer if they can't help you?
Scotty: Tell me about it! Hey, you're-
Sarah: Great shoes. Or Sarah, Kevin's sister.
Scotty: Scotty. Nice to meet you. For a second I thought maybe you were his beard.
Kevin: Only at the senior prom.
Scotty: You're older brother's a peach.
Kevin: Younger.
Sarah: Thanks for the compliment.
Kevin: It's not a compliment. It was an insult to me.
Scotty: Hardly. I like older guys.
Sarah: So Scotty, are you a client?
Scotty: I'm a witness. Well, I think I'm far more than a witness but all he ever wants to talk about is the case.
Kevin: Bitch.
Sarah: No, but payback is!
Justin: All right the only reason I'm not drinking tonight is because alcohol's the gateway to pills. The problem is, people are the gateway to alcohol.
Kevin: Word.
Paige: How is it?
Tommy: Come in and find out.
Warren: Why isn't anyone but us talking?
Nora: Well maybe they all think that I don't know my husband had an affair with that woman Holly over there. A long one. With a cunning little cottage built for two to go along with it. Yes, Warren, you see, they all think I'm living in the dark and they're terrified that I'm gonna figure it all out tonight and in their panic and obliviousness and eagerness to handle me, they've lost their very basic ability to conduct themselves in a social circumstance. It's very sad. But there it is.
