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Dec 23, 2003 21:58

The following worksheet will help you define your personal goals and aspirations. This information will prove invaluable when choosing a college and composing an application essay. Be honest-- there are no right or wrong answers, only answers that admissions officers like or dislike.

Your Name: Miles Adam Chisenhall

1. Who I really am: I have always believed myself to be a royal prince snatched from his golden cradle by a band of rogue suburbanites.

2. Who I aspire to be: A vengeful king

3. What special quality do I value in myself?: My long sensitive fingers are perfectly suited to a career in safecracking.

4. Do I prefer to spend time alone or as a part of a group?: Alone-- unless the group in question is made up of worshipful sycophants.

5. Favorite hobbies and interests: Drag racing; light opera

6. Major accomplishment: Lifting a car above my head with one hand.

7. Biggest disappointment: Wings melted when I flew too close to the sun.

8. What is the neatest thing about myself?: My sock drawer.

9. Who is my role model?: My parents. They are living proof that the insane can lead positive lives.

10. What do I want out of my college education?: A diploma.
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