Dec 23, 2003 21:58
The following worksheet will help you define your personal goals and aspirations. This information will prove invaluable when choosing a college and composing an application essay. Be honest-- there are no right or wrong answers, only answers that admissions officers like or dislike.
Your Name: Miles Adam Chisenhall
1. Who I really am: I have always believed myself to be a royal prince snatched from his golden cradle by a band of rogue suburbanites.
2. Who I aspire to be: A vengeful king
3. What special quality do I value in myself?: My long sensitive fingers are perfectly suited to a career in safecracking.
4. Do I prefer to spend time alone or as a part of a group?: Alone-- unless the group in question is made up of worshipful sycophants.
5. Favorite hobbies and interests: Drag racing; light opera
6. Major accomplishment: Lifting a car above my head with one hand.
7. Biggest disappointment: Wings melted when I flew too close to the sun.
8. What is the neatest thing about myself?: My sock drawer.
9. Who is my role model?: My parents. They are living proof that the insane can lead positive lives.
10. What do I want out of my college education?: A diploma.