"Anyway, the paaaaaiinnn of listening to them sing for an hour was well worth the fireworks..." Totally read "THE PALIN OF LISTENING..." the first like, 3 times. I was all: "Is she seriously making a Palin joke? I DUN GETS IT. I guess Sarah Palin sucks and all.. but what? The word 'Pain' would make more sense for this senten---oh."
Also when people sing show tunes it makes me want to crawl in a hole and rot away. So awkward. Especially when they're loud. Especially in a setting where NO ONE SHOULD BE SINGING. I would let it slide when I was in choir - but shit, son. YOU ARE OUTSIDE. REPRESENT YOUR COUNTRY AND DON'T ACT LIKE A NOOB. QUIT YOUR SINGIN'.
Yeah seriously if you go to this rugby game and don't completely love it then WE HAVE AN ISSUE. AND YOU BASICALLY CAN'T MOVE BACK IN TO THE NUNNERY. YOU'LL COME BACK TO RICHMOND AND FIND ALL OF YOUR THINGS STREWN ACROSS THE BACKYARD AND I'LL BE STANDING THERE ALL "WELL.. IF YOU HAD LIKED RUGBY MAYBE YOUR STUFF WOULDN'T BE OUT HERE" AND YOU WOULD BE ALL 'SOB SOB SOB' AND I WOULD BE ALL "SUCK IT UP." not exaggerating.
and wuh-wuh-wait. So you haven't eaten Fish and Chips yet? DUDE. ITS HEAVEN. I don't like seafood either. But you're not even technically in England yet if you haven't eaten Fish and Chips with a beer. Have you tried Strongbow yet? ITSSOFUCKINTASTY.
HAVE YOU EATEN TEA CAKES YET!? LAURA OHMYGOD YOU'RE IN A COUNTRY THAT SELLS TEA CAKES MY MOUTH IS WATERING I AM SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO DIE.
DUDE, THESE WERE LIKE MY EXACT THOUGHTS. They made a joke about how I should be the terrible, loud American, I guess because I was being so quiet or something, and I was like "Ha ha haaaa, yeah, that would be pretty funny and obnoxious" and then THEY WENT AND BECAME THOSE TERRIBLE LOUD AMERICANS. >.< >.< >.< the second hand embarrassment I was feeling was unbelievable.
LOLOLOL I WILL BE SURE TO REPORT BACK TO YOU ABOUT MY FEELINGS ON RUGBY. I REALLY DON'T SEE WHY I WOULDN'T LIKE IT THOUGH.
NOOOO, I HAVEN'T HAD FISH AND CHIPS YET. I'm going out to a pub with my Shakespeare class again tomorrow, so I think I'll finally try it there. I WANT TO TRY IT, BUT I HAVEN'T HAD THE BALLS. Now I have the balls. Plus, I figure it's really fried, so I probably won't taste the fishiness of it as much???
AND OMG, LIKE 75% OF WHAT I DRINK IS STRONGBOW, NO LIE. ^_^
OH MAN, I FORGOT ABOUT TEACAKES. I'M GONNA HAVE TO LOOK FOR THEM THE NEXT TIME I GO TO THE GROCERY STORE. BUT I AM BLAMING YOU IF I GET ADDICTED. >.<
Teehee, thanks. Although I think I totally jinxed myself with that post. I've had problems using them ever since. >.< But I figure it takes practice, so I'm just gonna continue trying..... bleh.
you're going to get addicted to tea cakes. It is inevitable.
Dude it's soooo embarrassing when you're in an American group abroad and they are being total dickheads. "I'm not with them" is what you want to say? But you can't. Because in almost every way... you are with them.
Fish and chips is barely fish. It just tastes like grease mostly. :P
Totally read "THE PALIN OF LISTENING..." the first like, 3 times. I was all: "Is she seriously making a Palin joke? I DUN GETS IT. I guess Sarah Palin sucks and all.. but what? The word 'Pain' would make more sense for this senten---oh."
Also when people sing show tunes it makes me want to crawl in a hole and rot away. So awkward. Especially when they're loud. Especially in a setting where NO ONE SHOULD BE SINGING. I would let it slide when I was in choir - but shit, son. YOU ARE OUTSIDE. REPRESENT YOUR COUNTRY AND DON'T ACT LIKE A NOOB. QUIT YOUR SINGIN'.
Yeah seriously if you go to this rugby game and don't completely love it then WE HAVE AN ISSUE. AND YOU BASICALLY CAN'T MOVE BACK IN TO THE NUNNERY. YOU'LL COME BACK TO RICHMOND AND FIND ALL OF YOUR THINGS STREWN ACROSS THE BACKYARD AND I'LL BE STANDING THERE ALL "WELL.. IF YOU HAD LIKED RUGBY MAYBE YOUR STUFF WOULDN'T BE OUT HERE" AND YOU WOULD BE ALL 'SOB SOB SOB' AND I WOULD BE ALL "SUCK IT UP." not exaggerating.
and wuh-wuh-wait. So you haven't eaten Fish and Chips yet? DUDE. ITS HEAVEN. I don't like seafood either. But you're not even technically in England yet if you haven't eaten Fish and Chips with a beer. Have you tried Strongbow yet? ITSSOFUCKINTASTY.
HAVE YOU EATEN TEA CAKES YET!? LAURA OHMYGOD YOU'RE IN A COUNTRY THAT SELLS TEA CAKES MY MOUTH IS WATERING I AM SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO DIE.
SO MANY CAPS.
Also congrats on the tampons. I am very proud ^_^
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DUDE, THESE WERE LIKE MY EXACT THOUGHTS. They made a joke about how I should be the terrible, loud American, I guess because I was being so quiet or something, and I was like "Ha ha haaaa, yeah, that would be pretty funny and obnoxious" and then THEY WENT AND BECAME THOSE TERRIBLE LOUD AMERICANS. >.< >.< >.< the second hand embarrassment I was feeling was unbelievable.
LOLOLOL I WILL BE SURE TO REPORT BACK TO YOU ABOUT MY FEELINGS ON RUGBY. I REALLY DON'T SEE WHY I WOULDN'T LIKE IT THOUGH.
NOOOO, I HAVEN'T HAD FISH AND CHIPS YET. I'm going out to a pub with my Shakespeare class again tomorrow, so I think I'll finally try it there. I WANT TO TRY IT, BUT I HAVEN'T HAD THE BALLS. Now I have the balls. Plus, I figure it's really fried, so I probably won't taste the fishiness of it as much???
AND OMG, LIKE 75% OF WHAT I DRINK IS STRONGBOW, NO LIE. ^_^
OH MAN, I FORGOT ABOUT TEACAKES. I'M GONNA HAVE TO LOOK FOR THEM THE NEXT TIME I GO TO THE GROCERY STORE. BUT I AM BLAMING YOU IF I GET ADDICTED. >.<
Teehee, thanks. Although I think I totally jinxed myself with that post. I've had problems using them ever since. >.< But I figure it takes practice, so I'm just gonna continue trying..... bleh.
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you're going to get addicted to tea cakes. It is inevitable.
Dude it's soooo embarrassing when you're in an American group abroad and they are being total dickheads. "I'm not with them" is what you want to say? But you can't. Because in almost every way... you are with them.
Fish and chips is barely fish. It just tastes like grease mostly. :P
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