Another reason to love scrunchy. And nachos.
me: Man! I've got to start inviting REAL people to my parties!
scrunchy: ... and that's my cue to check out Dinos!!
me: Hee! Yes.
scrunchy: NACHOS & TOUCHDOWN DIP. A snack fit for a deity.
me: I feel like that is a commercial CUSTOM-MADE for Peyton.
scrunchy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
PEYTON:
Hi, y'all, I'm Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts. When I'm entertaining Thor, Vishnu, or Maktuk the Disemboweler, I always reach for a box of Manning Brand Nachos and Touchdown DipTM.
Just heat and serve!
It's perfect for barbecues...
Shot of Anubis poking at a bratwurst on the grill
PEYTON:
... the big game...
Shot of Quetzalcoatl, face painted, wearing a jersey, pumping his fists in the air and cheering.
PEYTON:
... or just hangin' out!
Shot of Peyton and Neptune sitting on the porch, clinking bottles of beer together. Neptune should have a puddle of water beneath his Adirondack chair.
PEYTON:
I always have a box of Manning Brand Nachos and Touchdown DipTM on hand, you know, just in case.
The doorbell rings. Peyton holds up a finger as an "excuse me" and opens the door to reveal Odin, who smilingly holds up a six-pack in one hand, and the first season of SAVED BY THE BELL in the other. Peyton waves him inside and turns back to the camera. He crosses his arms and smiles.
PEYTON:
Manning Brand Nachos and Touchdown DipTM, the snack fit for a deity. Because you never know who'll stop by. Or if not feeding them will damn you to eternal hellfire!
scrunchy: ... and that's my cue to check out Dinos!!
me: Hee! Yes.
scrunchy: NACHOS & TOUCHDOWN DIP. A snack fit for a deity.
me: I feel like that is a commercial CUSTOM-MADE for Peyton.
scrunchy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
PEYTON:
Hi, y'all, I'm Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts. When I'm entertaining Thor, Vishnu, or Maktuk the Disemboweler, I always reach for a box of Manning Brand Nachos and Touchdown DipTM.
Just heat and serve!
It's perfect for barbecues...
Shot of Anubis poking at a bratwurst on the grill
PEYTON:
... the big game...
Shot of Quetzalcoatl, face painted, wearing a jersey, pumping his fists in the air and cheering.
PEYTON:
... or just hangin' out!
Shot of Peyton and Neptune sitting on the porch, clinking bottles of beer together. Neptune should have a puddle of water beneath his Adirondack chair.
PEYTON:
I always have a box of Manning Brand Nachos and Touchdown DipTM on hand, you know, just in case.
The doorbell rings. Peyton holds up a finger as an "excuse me" and opens the door to reveal Odin, who smilingly holds up a six-pack in one hand, and the first season of SAVED BY THE BELL in the other. Peyton waves him inside and turns back to the camera. He crosses his arms and smiles.
PEYTON:
Manning Brand Nachos and Touchdown DipTM, the snack fit for a deity. Because you never know who'll stop by. Or if not feeding them will damn you to eternal hellfire!