Mar 20, 2006 18:09
Sooo Happy be-lated St. Patty's day everyone! Gee let's review this weekend shall we, hmm let's start at Shenanigan's where my lovely rommmate left me so she can go get ass from her boyfriend who was here since Thursday. After calling her like 5 times to come get me she finally answers and then says, "Let me call you back I am getting laid." Now after pissing me off and wanting me to slap her in the face I proceeded to figure out how to work my cell phone since I was drunk beyond believe and found Gary's number. Now boy do I love this man. He drove his ass all the way from Troy to get me and my friend Derrick. All i gotta say is YOU DON'T LEAVE YOUR ROOMMATE STRANDED. I owe Gary lots of lovin' and food. lol. So after he picked us up we went to McD's where I couldn't figure out how to pay with a credit card, since the machine was broken. I was so drunk I just stood there and said but I have a credit card. Which after repeating to the cashier about 5 times. Another cashier took my credit card and ran it through. So after Gary dropped us off..do do do....my cell rings and guess who..it is my roommate who left me at the bar calling to say I am at the bar where are you? I told her being nice as possible in my pissed off tone that we were home. So she tells me oh well I tried to call you. I was like dude.. my phone records don't say that. Once she got home I left to go to Derrick's apt where i met some interesting guy named Zach who told me to punch my rommate in the face. lol. I was so pissed I probably would have. So I came back after an hr or so and passed out. After seeing my roommate come out in a blanket..rubbing it in my face that she just got laid again. What a bitch.
----NEXT DAY----
Went to Julie's apt..where I got drunk again..then heard my roommate slept with some man after a beer. Stupid me came home plastered and said I know what you did with Shane, infront of her new boyfriend. But hey I met a man that i named Poker then Passed out.
---NEXT DAY---
Went dress shopping with Sarah for her wedding. Good times..went to the bar for her 21st b-day..came home took a nap. Told my rommate what the whole story was about her being a floozy. Now she hates me ooh well. Still waiting for an apology for the bar thing and realizing she is a very stupid person for getting our new roommate involved.
---Today---
Went to class...was nice and got my rommate her mail even though I should have left it. Went to class again came home..and going to eat dinner and then leave. I am soo happy I am done with school in 6 weeks! yay!!