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[slobberymongrel]

I had to sacrifice sixteen black lambs and three lime-green parakeets just to acquire this famous portrait painter's name alone.

Obtaining both it and dark stains on my trousers that'll be a complete bitch to wash out, I was referred to a wait-list. Said wait-list is written on a piece of parchment that traverses across Europe, the tail of which

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[loveyou_papa]

YOU KILLED LITTLE LAMBS?!

[slobberymongrel]

Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any- KSSSHUNKKK.

[loveyou_papa]

;_________;

H-how....how could you....

[slobberymongrel]

Well, first I bought one of those cleaver things. Its all in the wrist, really.

[loveyou_papa]

You're awful and mean and not a good person.

[slobberymongrel]

Rubbish. Look at my icon!

[redheads_suck]

Sirius! Honestly, this girl is barely six.

[slobberymongrel]

So? I doubt she hasnt eaten lamb casserole before.

[redheads_suck]

I don't think she has, darling. She's... a bit sheltered.