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[slobberymongrel]

I had to sacrifice sixteen black lambs and three lime-green parakeets just to acquire this famous portrait painter's name alone.

Obtaining both it and dark stains on my trousers that'll be a complete bitch to wash out, I was referred to a wait-list. Said wait-list is written on a piece of parchment that traverses across Europe, the tail of which

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[prosnogger]

Sirius, you look a tad unhappy in it. This isn't going out on all the Christmas cards, is it? Not too festive.

Haha.

[slobberymongrel]

...

This is your fault.

WHERE ARE YOU.

[prosnogger]

Hehe.

Hiding?

[slobberymongrel]

You do realise I can and will end you, Moony II. I am a man on the EDGE.

[prosnogger]

That's what you say every morning during breakfast. It's getting old.

If you end me, Dad will never forgive you. And he'll stay a prickly rodent forever.

[slobberymongrel]

...Im not a morning person.

We'll adopt a puppy to replace you.