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[slobberymongrel]

I had to sacrifice sixteen black lambs and three lime-green parakeets just to acquire this famous portrait painter's name alone.

Obtaining both it and dark stains on my trousers that'll be a complete bitch to wash out, I was referred to a wait-list. Said wait-list is written on a piece of parchment that traverses across Europe, the tail of which

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[trueb1ue]

...You don't look like yourself.

[slobberymongrel]

I do look quite a bit different without the tail, yes.

[trueb1ue]

No... I meant. Not happy. You smile a lot.

[slobberymongrel]

Yes. I am quite a joyful individual.

[trueb1ue]

Can't you... magic it better?

[slobberymongrel]

Ive been trying! The magical- ehhh- lets call it netting- is so damn tangled its almost impossible to make head or tail of!

[trueb1ue]

Oh. That... sucks.