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[slobberymongrel]

I had to sacrifice sixteen black lambs and three lime-green parakeets just to acquire this famous portrait painter's name alone.

Obtaining both it and dark stains on my trousers that'll be a complete bitch to wash out, I was referred to a wait-list. Said wait-list is written on a piece of parchment that traverses across Europe, the tail of which

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[bananas_an]

You look so...thrilled.

[slobberymongrel]

I punched out so many purebloods for this painting. My knuckles are still throbbing. ALL FOR NOTHING. NOTHING!!

[bananas_an]

Well, um, I bet some of them needed punching, right? Isn't there a certain satisfaction in that?

I don't suppose you could make it so the painter can't leave until everything's back to normal and you get the portrait you want?

[slobberymongrel]

...Well. Yes. I suppose.

Im thinking about feeding him to The Plant, and then performing some on the spot necromancy when the time comes. Its the only sure way. Apparation's a tricky bastard like that.

[bananas_an]

Could work, could work. He might be a little testy when you revive him, paint fake mustaches on you all, that sort of thing.

[cookoflove]

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN COOKING LESSONS TOO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[bananas_an]

^_^ I know how to cook. Who did you talk into taking lessons from you?

[cookoflove]

I could teach you the finest gourmet recipes with Orihime-chan!

[bananas_an]

Really? Like what?

[cookoflove]

What do you like?

[bananas_an]

Just about anything. What were you going to teach Orihime-san?

[cookoflove]

We were going to make ice cream first. Then probably a nice steak dinner.

[bananas_an]

I know how to make both of those. Can you make beignets? I just learned how to make those.

[cookoflove]

I don't like to brag but I make the BEST beignets.

[bananas_an]

Really? I have trouble stuffing them with cheese. How 'bout you?

[cookoflove]

I COULD SHOW YOU A CHEESE STUFFING TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!