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Nov 26, 2007 18:53

I had to sacrifice sixteen black lambs and three lime-green parakeets just to acquire this famous portrait painter's name alone.

Obtaining both it and dark stains on my trousers that'll be a complete bitch to wash out, I was referred to a wait-list. Said wait-list is written on a piece of parchment that traverses across Europe, the tail of which ( Read more... )

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favouredson November 27 2007, 00:44:01 UTC

HA.

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 01:17:02 UTC

NOBODY ASKED YOUR OPINION, WEED.

favouredson November 27 2007, 01:21:53 UTC

A little tense, are we? Can I help?

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 01:24:10 UTC

You could die in a fire. That would cheer me.

favouredson November 27 2007, 01:26:42 UTC

Hmmm...

No, I'm afraid that doesn't interest me. Do try again.

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 01:27:49 UTC

I could chase you up a tree.

favouredson November 27 2007, 01:40:53 UTC

Or you could let me borrow your rodent, and that would be quite the happy chase...

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 01:49:29 UTC

...You are not allowed over until I fix him.

favouredson November 27 2007, 01:51:36 UTC

Is it possible to neuter something that small?

No matter. Tea at three sharp tomorrow, you said?

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 14:34:08 UTC

Oh yes, terribly clever. Dont use the N-word around me.

Yes. I was thinking of taking you to this cafe in Marseille.

favouredson November 27 2007, 23:12:10 UTC

Are you nervous, dear brother? Snip snip...

I'm sorry, I only go out to places where leather is standard issue. I think I'd rather stay in.

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