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[slobberymongrel]

I had to sacrifice sixteen black lambs and three lime-green parakeets just to acquire this famous portrait painter's name alone.

Obtaining both it and dark stains on my trousers that'll be a complete bitch to wash out, I was referred to a wait-list. Said wait-list is written on a piece of parchment that traverses across Europe, the tail of which

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[shieldprincess]

...at least Remus looks really cute?

[slobberymongrel]

Ive never seen him so photogenic.

[shieldprincess]

You have to admit, he makes an adorable hedgehog.

[slobberymongrel]

...Maybe. If he were human he would've had an awkward face on or something. He always ruins photos.

[shieldprincess]

He's a cute awkward, though!

[slobberymongrel]

...Uhm. Yes, I suppose.

[shieldprincess]

^__^ ♥

[slobberymongrel]

Yes, uhm. Well. Rather, er.

Your cake's done!

[shieldprincess]

Ooh! What sort of cake is it!!!?

Oh...and Sirius? I need to talk to you.

[slobberymongrel]

SHOCKOLATE!!

Eh? Sure thing, love. Uhm. This isnt about, er. Becoming a Woman, is it?

[shieldprincess]

Is that a real flavor?

...what???

[slobberymongrel]

Yes! Its like choclate infused with AN ELECTRICAL STORM!! It makes your hand stand on end.

Uhhhhhhhhh. You know, erm. Changes. And. Things. Uh? Shall I owl Lily?

[shieldprincess]

...really?

...Sirius. I'm seventeen.

[slobberymongrel]

Really really!! Also if you stick your finger into one of those muggle sockits your nose will light up.

RIGHT!! OF COURSE!! IM GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK!!

[shieldprincess]

...that's bad for you. You could die. Electricity is dangerous.

...right. I still need to talk to you.

[slobberymongrel]

Dont be silly, elektrisity is just a myth.

OH. I THOUGHT WE JUST DID.