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[sllepssdrawkcab]

[ That sure is a magician with a waistcoat, bowtie, and everything on your screen. ]

Okay, so...when I said I was hoping to get kidnapped again, this was definitely not what I had in mind.

Seriously, I'm trying to be nonchalant here, but to be honest, I'm feeling pretty chalant. I'm confused, lost, and in a house with a woman who is so not my mom.

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[video]

[hackintheaster]

[Oh you have his attention alright.]

And what's wrong with being chalant?

Also, Robin at your service. Do I know you? [The whole Steph thing definitely has him a bit more prepared for meeting people that could know him in a different universe, so he's not too worried. Once they get past the initial confusion, it'll be fine.]

[sllepssdrawkcab]

[OOOH MR.GRAYSON OOOOH]

I never said there was anything wrong with it. [smirky smirk]

If that's the lead in to another one of those "a little too Wally moments" then do continue.

[video]

[hackintheaster]

Do you already know Wally?

[Blink blink. Oh whatever do you mean?]

I'm being totally serious, though. Do I know you? Or do you know me?

[video]

[sllepssdrawkcab]

[okaaaay then. This is slowly heading into weird territory]

...we know each other.

That's how most friendships work.

[video]

[hackintheaster]

[Ah! There we go! Now to figure out where they're friends from.]

This is going to be a really strange question, but humor me.

How do we know each other?

[video]

[sllepssdrawkcab]

Humor requires something to actually be funny. [AND THIS ISN'T FUNNY ROBIN.]

But okay. We met at Mount Justice, in October of this year, 2010. You and the rest of the team pretended to take me for a tour of Mount justice, but we actually went off to find Red Tornado, who had gone off the deep end. We saved Red Tornado, beat Red Volcano, and get in trouble for sneaking off.

Ring any bells?

[video]

[hackintheaster]

Actually, no. [shrug.] The whole time-difference thing is really whelming, but that basically means you're from a later time than I am. I don't know you, not yet. Well, I guess now I do, but yeah.

Welcome to Pokémon.

[video]

[sllepssdrawkcab]

Greaaaaaaat. [Man, thatvkinda sucked the fun right out of this situation.]

Thanks. I'm Zatanna Zatara. [she would say "nice to meet you" but...] It was more fun meeting you the first time around.

[video]

[hackintheaster]

[WE'RE NOT MESSING AROUND HERE. Robin knows his time-travel shit, meaning he will let everyone else know he knows.]

What happened the first time around? Because I don't know about you, but I'm kind of reliving a childhood dream here.

[The sarcasm there is pretty well hidden, because the idea of living in the pokémon world isn't a bad one, but he does kind of miss home. Thus it's there if you look.]

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[sllepssdrawkcab]

[...sigh]

Sorry, no more spoilers, just in case.

[video]

[hackintheaster]

[Shrug.]

Whatever floats your boat.

But yeah, if you decide to go traveling, the whole gang is on Goldenrod.