Haley is Amazing

[slk879]

NorthWakeLite717 : Darn it shiboob, I always thought elephants had 3 legs!
NorthWakeLite717 : wait, what?
sLk879 : ummm... yellow
NorthWakeLite717 : i like it
NorthWakeLite717 : sometimes..
NorthWakeLite717 : so, hows the herpies?
sLk879 : good, good... havent had an outbreak in a few days
NorthWakeLite717 : good! how exciting aye?
sLk879 : oh aye!
sLk879 : how about that HIV of yours?
NorthWakeLite717 : kinda testy, but i think the meds are workin
sLk879 : very good then
NorthWakeLite717 : yes, very good. hows life?
sLk879 : not bad, not bad at all, i had my left leg removed and the right side of my head is positively green
sLk879 : and you?
NorthWakeLite717 : Well, my pimp bitch slapped me, took my doe, and my coke.
NorthWakeLite717 : DAMNIT! your good
NorthWakeLite717 : i cant top that

5 minutes later...

sLk879 : oh man, how weird are we?
NorthWakeLite717 : quite strange if i do say so myself

I just had to broadcast that, I think it's the funniest thing ever.