I have a sex crush. He's gorgeous with his dark skin and dark eyes. Just thinking about him makes me go in heat.
I've had the longest week. And goddamn it's only Wednesday.
I hate laundry. Hate the shit with an unbelievable passion.
So I've made up my mind. I'm running away.
I'm running away, dying my hair black, putting in contacts, and changing my name to Suvarna.
Go somewhere where I am completely unknown. Start a new life. One that involves having a maid.
And lots of crazy sex.
Lots.