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You scored as Jesus Christ. You are Jesus Christ! You are the Son of the One and Only God! The holiest of holies, which does make you a big sloppy pussy unfortunately. Although many people will devote their lives to researching yours and artifacts surrounding it, you have a higher chance of people trying to find the blanket thrown over you after death then attempting to find some of your finer carpentry products. Unfortunately, the cranked up tales written by a bunch of junked up zealots in the middle of the desert will give you the status of a Divine prophet and/or saviour, and your craftmanship in life will be altogether overlooked. You will die on the same material you lived by (I.E. your trade).

Jesus Christ
100%
C.G. Jung
92%
Elvis Presley
92%
Friedrich Nietzsche
92%
Steven Morrissey
92%
Sigmund Freud
92%
Miyamoto Musashi
83%
Adolf Hitler
83%
Charles Manson
75%
Dante Alighieri
67%
Hugh Hefner
58%
O.J. Simpson
50%
Stephen Hawking
50%
Mother Teresa
25%
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This puts a whole new spin on the satanism religion result