A Survey

Feb 18, 2007 23:07

1) What side of the heart do you draw first?
Left.

2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Yes.

3) What color is your razor?
Metal colored.

4) What is your blood-type?
Caramel fudge.

5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
That depends... If I'm tied sexily to someone, perhaps Jake Gyllenhaal. If it's just regular tied, I'd want it to be somebody I wouldn't want to stab, so, Scott or Alli or somebody.

7) How do you feel about carrots?
Ew. Ew. Ew ew ew. Ew.

8) How many chairs at the dining room table?
Fpir. Which is my-right-hand-was-on-the-wrong-keys-ese for "four".

9) Which is the best Spice Girl?
Ginger. Duh.

10) Do you know what time it is?
No.

12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
I'd crack open the access panel and rewire the system to disable the alarm. Then, after putting on my night vision goggles, I'd climb out the top and shimmy up the cables to the 5th floor, cut a hole in the door, and sneak down the hall into the vault, where my partner would be waiting with the door already set with explosives. We'd blow the door, grab the loot, run to the roof, catapult ourselves to the next building over, run down the fire escape, and hop into our getaway car, driven by our sexy lesbian accomplice.

13) What's your favorite kind of gum?
Orbit. The blue kind.

14) T or F: All's fair in love and war?
F. (Possibly with some U in there too.)

15) Do you have a crush on anyone?
Your mom.

16) Do you use words that you don't know the meaning to?
Not if I absolutely have no idea what it means. Sometimes I'm just a bit foggy on the actual definition.

17) Do you like to sleep?
If I'm tired.

18) Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings?
Arizona.

19) Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
I do.

20) Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?
No, but I'll take one in royal blue or that crazy green they come in.

21) What's something you've always wanted?
It constantly changes.

22) Do you have hairy legs?
Kinda.

23) What does "Semper Fidelis" stand for?
Don't be such a slut.

24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Pool.

25) Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes. But not in a slimming kind of way, and in a work kind of way. Not in a goth kind of way.

26) Describe your hair?
Brown and curly. Currently short.

28) Are you an adult?
Yes, despite my best efforts.

29) Who is your best friend?
I don't know if I have a "best friend."

30) Do you have a tan?
No. I only come in two colors: white and red.

31) Are you a television addict?
Sometimes.

32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Usually.

33) Are you a sugar freak?
More than I think I realize.

34) Do you like orange juice?
Yes, but only without pulp. Pulp = the devil.

35) What sign are you?
Virgo.

36) Where do you wish you were right now?
I'm pretty content being here seeing as I just got back from vacation.

37) Who did you copy this from?
The Lesbian.

38) How do you know them?
She's my lesbian.

39) Have you hugged anyone in the past week?
Yes.

40) What are your plans for the weekend?
I'm going to Vegas. (Yes, I just got back from DC and now I'm going to Vegas. You're jealous, I know.)
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