What is this world coming to...
Special Report from CNN News
-By Steven Diaz
MIAMI, FLORIDA
Multiple Babies have been crying simultaniously tonight, as Hurricane Frances approaches mainland Florida. Eyewitness reports suggest that the hurricane isnt the problem. In the city of Miramar, a young woman by the name of Francine Rodriguez has been frequently trying, and I emphasize the word trying, to sing. This unique pitch of frequency has reverberated across Florida and most of the Continental U.S. causing babies to wake and cry as if suffering from horrible pain. Also in Miami, people seem to be sacrificing cats and dogs in the hopes of pleasing Satan before he wreaks hell on us all. Half of the nations army has shot each other down trying to relieve the pain caused. Terrorist's have given up trying to take the U.S down because it seems one of our own is succeeding where the Terrorists couldn't. If anyone happens to come across this young lady...Do your country and your planet a favor and execute her.
-Steven Diaz, CNN Special Report.
-By Steven Diaz
MIAMI, FLORIDA
Multiple Babies have been crying simultaniously tonight, as Hurricane Frances approaches mainland Florida. Eyewitness reports suggest that the hurricane isnt the problem. In the city of Miramar, a young woman by the name of Francine Rodriguez has been frequently trying, and I emphasize the word trying, to sing. This unique pitch of frequency has reverberated across Florida and most of the Continental U.S. causing babies to wake and cry as if suffering from horrible pain. Also in Miami, people seem to be sacrificing cats and dogs in the hopes of pleasing Satan before he wreaks hell on us all. Half of the nations army has shot each other down trying to relieve the pain caused. Terrorist's have given up trying to take the U.S down because it seems one of our own is succeeding where the Terrorists couldn't. If anyone happens to come across this young lady...Do your country and your planet a favor and execute her.
-Steven Diaz, CNN Special Report.