Tezakia Quest 12

May 26, 2010 16:49


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slinkoboy May 29 2010, 05:08:00 UTC
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>Tayza should use her mad huntress skills to sneak up and destroy the turrets while Iiji's distracted.
>Sekani: Say you weren't trying to patronize her and you didn't notice the scar, then say the scar makes her look badass and/or distinguished. Then say her breath smells nice.


The predator remains undetected by her prey. The hunt is without flaw.

"I-I'm not patronizing you! I-I'm serious! You look totally badass!"

"And I have you to thank for that, hmm~?"

"Um-- um-- yes?"

>Sekani: Remind Iiji that Jiniki is still pretty, even with the scar she had. Scars don't have to make us unpretty!


"Scars don't take away from your b-beauty at all! Even Jiniki was still pretty despite her scar--"

"Jiniki's scar? She's not still upset-- Hmhmhm... Why don't I eat you right here and now, you tricky little bird~?"

>Sekani: So, your arms and legs are sort of bound. Is that going to stop you from urinating all over Iiji?


Nope.



"That's really gross."

"I'm sorrryyyy~"

"Don't be a baby. I wasn't actually going to eat you. I need you alive. Now I'll--"

*Crunch!*



"What are you--!"

>Iiji: Hey, would you like some godly and guidance and protection? We're not exactly discriminating.


"Yes! It's already happening~! I knew it! You really do spread the gods' influence to those around you! It's time for us to become very close~"

"I-I don't want to..."

"You have no choice. It won't hurt~ I promise~"

>With my HAND OF GOD, I reach out, pick up the BLUE SOLUTION, and stab Iiji with it.
Objects cannot be directly influenced!



Iiji pulls Sekani into her portal!

"Hehehehahahaha!"

CONTROL OF SekanNIiihAsbBeEn536W#E523tj@#59%(*@#%(8sdjG43tjas



CONtRoLllLewE$J(y453Y^wedfG(4

IIJI



"Shekani! SHEKANI!!!"

"Mister birdie! Mommy, why!?"

Now all Iiji has to do is defeat the remaining riffraff. Help her, o gods! See to their death and free her from this prison once and for all! Wait, where's the third one? It matters not. Nobody can beat her now.

I'm sorry, my darling child...

What should Iiji do now?

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slinkoboy May 29 2010, 05:09:10 UTC
Next update on MONDAY.

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slinkoboy May 29 2010, 05:18:04 UTC
> Iiji: Pick up the blue solution and stab yourself with it.

XD
More serious commands to come sometime later. Maybe.

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slinkoboy May 29 2010, 05:25:54 UTC
thought about a few things. In retrospect, I think I'll go ahead and strike that command out entirely.

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bahustard May 29 2010, 05:44:18 UTC
>Amiel: Make suggestive threats regarding Iiji's tentacles.

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ebugle May 29 2010, 06:21:23 UTC
Iiji: >Proclaim triumph! Give the weaklings one last chance to surrender before squishing them into squishy squish.

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magedragonfire May 29 2010, 07:18:36 UTC
So you can hear us now, can you?

You've done some pretty terrible things, Iiji. I'm sure you can recognize that, even as far-gone as your mind is. You've hurt people more than you can possibly realize. You've killed off your once-loyal subjects who only wished to aid you, you've needlessly forced people never before in your sphere of influence to bow to your whims as slaves, and you used your daughter - your daughter, of all people! - to get to this point, to cast your web of lies, before tossing her aside and neglecting her.

Yeah, that Iiji. She's some great ruler, isn't she?

(Hint - you're not.)

Still, that very same daughter you abandoned wants to help you. Even after all you've done! You're sick from the corruption and madness. They brought what can aid you to you.

You want to be free of this prison, Iiji?

Take the blue solution.

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bahustard May 29 2010, 07:39:21 UTC
The only way Iiji's getting a happy ending involves bisecting her from her own.

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slinkoboy May 30 2010, 18:07:06 UTC
> Tayza: See if the terminal accepts input to control the portal. If so, set it up so just one more keystroke can shut off the portal.

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