Cheese!

[slimynolegs]

I am eating the most amazing meal ever- I can't believe it. Two pieces of toast slathered in cream cheese, a nice tiny big block of smoked gouda cheese (YUM), two fancy chocolates, and one weird cherry vanilla dr. pepper. I like the cheese because it tastes meaty. What have I become.

Also, I had the best interview ever. It was like taking Challenger's SAT.