aw man yesterday was awesome.
ok this ended up being a hell of alot longer than i thought but i dont know how to do a lj cut thing sorry!
well, the second half at least, i'll leave out the boring cleaning first half.... but you better read this next half it is amazing
ok so my rents are out of town and this guy adam from my mom's pottery class is watching us. he's like 22 or something and just fun. we're the first kids he's babysat (this all will help explain what happens later)
he comes here at like 6 after work and me and alex are going crazy, we have been sitting in the house, alone, doing nothing ALL DAY. we were fake fighting over cupons (sp?) and adam was like OMG is sammy mad?!? and then adam's like dude, we're not going to colombia mall which i had half kiddingly suggested so that i could see tim, and i was like *shrug* alright and adam goes are you mad? and i'm like uh... no? and walked away, then like 2 min later i went upstairs and i start hearing "OH MY GOD IS SHE MAD, WAIT WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT'D I DO, IS SHE MAD?!?" and he freaks out it was so funny.... needless to say alex didnt let him live that one down all night. then we decided to go to the mall, scott couldnt come :-( so eli got to bring a friend.... alyssa, not sure what i think about her. so we pile in the car and head over to the mall, not very much interesting stuff happened while there but it was a fun trip (cause it was us) i showed eli and alyssa the dress i want to get for daniels prom and we stopped by daniels work, i got andrew a bday present and i got a sweet jimmy page shirt. OH YEA! so i couldnt decide on the jimmy page shirt or a led zeppelin shirt and we're sittin in fye and i'm like well, i better take a vote. so i start walking around the store askng people i dont know which shirt is better, and this guy that works there was like following me around kinda but like from the next isle over pretending to work and moving along the isle as i did... it was kinda creepy, but more so pathetic cause it was a i want to talk to you sorta thing blushing and smiling with his head kinda down haha. (and no i'm not just thinking this happened it deff. is true) there was this kid i wanted to talk to.... but he was deaf, so i said hi to him then he like ran over to his friends and started talking to them... that was fun. then alyssa starts talking bout the dumbest thing i have ever heard. she met a girl, who was like i'm afraid of pennies. what the hell. A. that's just not true. B. she'd only known the girl a frickin day and already knew that she was afraid of pennies, the girl obviously said that to try to be cool C. what the hell, if you're gonna pretend you're afraid of something or make up a phobia tell somebody you're afraid of scorpions or man eating zombies so you have some sort of manliness to you, not CURRENCY! D. if you insist on telling people you're afraid of currency, that means that stupid people like my brother eli are going to start collecting pennies to throw at you (yea that's right) so why not say you're afraid of quarters or 10 dollar bills. geeze what a dumbass. ok so long story shorter.... we left the mall and made our way to krispy kreme... hell yea.
leaving the mall i say "Turn right!" so adam does, but of course that was the wrong way lol. so we finally find the way back from where i got us, and to krispy kreme and we're like sweet the lights on, but they had just started making the donuts so we ordered but were like no we want a fresh dozen so we waited. while waiting adam was watching the donuts get made and i joined in, but from down the row i see this little girl talking to adam and i'm like uh oh.. ADAM! and he looks over. and i'm like hey come here! and he comes over and goes thank god you saved me. and tells me of this little convo they had
girl: do you go to highschool around here
adam:no
girl: college?!?
adam: yea
girl: which one?!
adam: maryland (which by the way is a lie)
girl: i'm thinking about majoring in biology!!
weird weird weird. so then i walk over to eli to check on the ordering stuff and alex runs over and is like sam.. there's this weird kid who's copying adam. adam was watching the donuts and when they get flipped this one got caught and kinda stretched then it was too thin and burnt so he was like it's a donut defect and this kid yells DONUT DEFECT!! MOM IT'S A DONUT DEFECT! and the mom goes WHAT?! and pushes her table out of the way and like runs over. haha. then later adams watching the glaze and it's recycling and he goes how many times a day do you think that recycles? i bet alot, yea that's why the guy has to keep stirring it. and this guy goes OH MY GOD THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS STIRRING IT?! and calls over like his girlfriend or wife and is like LOOK THEY RECYCLE THE GLAZE THEY KEEP STIRRING IT and the woman starts being like scientific about it. haha donut drama. so then the guy is putting our donuts in the box and this group of kids (that had to have been high) is staring at them and one guy goes... look at the donuts, and alright, this guy is like huge, at least half spanish, football player sized, like 6'5" 250 pounds or something, i mean big and i say "hey, dont look at my donuts" and he takes a step back and gets the most terrified look ever on his face. and adam just busts out laughing and was like dude that was awesome did you see his face!? lol. so we get our donuts and sit down at the table and alex gets us all krispy kreme hats (hell yea, gonna MAXIMIZE the experience) and this weird guy walks in with his son and is like huhu (like haha but deeper and dorkier) i'll just take one of their donuts! like "being funny" and walks toward our donuts, but before he even get's close enough to try we all like give him evil looks and eli goes "they're a dollar each" and closes the box. and he's like..... i was just... kidding. and walks back over to his son. and adams like dude i should be like uhhhhh *makes a grunting noise and pretends to lick one hand* uhhhh *does the same to the other hand* UUUHHHHH!!!!!!! *and pretends to rub his hands all over the donuts. to somebody, i'll do it for five bucks, but i had four adn then i found a dollar in quarters and he was like oh well too late, and the only people he could have done it to were the high gangsta kids so he was like no way, adn i was like oh come on we'll start the car, you do that, adn tehn we'll run! but then i was like we could wait for that old asian couple to get their donuts and you could do it to them and he was like no way! they'd pull swords out of their sleeves and go crazy. and explained that whole story. and i'll stop the night there, adding in only adams story of his fat teacher having to be lifted out of her 2nd story classroom with a crane during an unexpected fire alarm because she was too fat to leave, and we watched napoleon dynamite. if you read all of that i'm sorry to have wasted your whole day! oh yea, and me and adam jammed to some britney spears on the way home!
well, the second half at least, i'll leave out the boring cleaning first half.... but you better read this next half it is amazing
ok so my rents are out of town and this guy adam from my mom's pottery class is watching us. he's like 22 or something and just fun. we're the first kids he's babysat (this all will help explain what happens later)
he comes here at like 6 after work and me and alex are going crazy, we have been sitting in the house, alone, doing nothing ALL DAY. we were fake fighting over cupons (sp?) and adam was like OMG is sammy mad?!? and then adam's like dude, we're not going to colombia mall which i had half kiddingly suggested so that i could see tim, and i was like *shrug* alright and adam goes are you mad? and i'm like uh... no? and walked away, then like 2 min later i went upstairs and i start hearing "OH MY GOD IS SHE MAD, WAIT WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT'D I DO, IS SHE MAD?!?" and he freaks out it was so funny.... needless to say alex didnt let him live that one down all night. then we decided to go to the mall, scott couldnt come :-( so eli got to bring a friend.... alyssa, not sure what i think about her. so we pile in the car and head over to the mall, not very much interesting stuff happened while there but it was a fun trip (cause it was us) i showed eli and alyssa the dress i want to get for daniels prom and we stopped by daniels work, i got andrew a bday present and i got a sweet jimmy page shirt. OH YEA! so i couldnt decide on the jimmy page shirt or a led zeppelin shirt and we're sittin in fye and i'm like well, i better take a vote. so i start walking around the store askng people i dont know which shirt is better, and this guy that works there was like following me around kinda but like from the next isle over pretending to work and moving along the isle as i did... it was kinda creepy, but more so pathetic cause it was a i want to talk to you sorta thing blushing and smiling with his head kinda down haha. (and no i'm not just thinking this happened it deff. is true) there was this kid i wanted to talk to.... but he was deaf, so i said hi to him then he like ran over to his friends and started talking to them... that was fun. then alyssa starts talking bout the dumbest thing i have ever heard. she met a girl, who was like i'm afraid of pennies. what the hell. A. that's just not true. B. she'd only known the girl a frickin day and already knew that she was afraid of pennies, the girl obviously said that to try to be cool C. what the hell, if you're gonna pretend you're afraid of something or make up a phobia tell somebody you're afraid of scorpions or man eating zombies so you have some sort of manliness to you, not CURRENCY! D. if you insist on telling people you're afraid of currency, that means that stupid people like my brother eli are going to start collecting pennies to throw at you (yea that's right) so why not say you're afraid of quarters or 10 dollar bills. geeze what a dumbass. ok so long story shorter.... we left the mall and made our way to krispy kreme... hell yea.
leaving the mall i say "Turn right!" so adam does, but of course that was the wrong way lol. so we finally find the way back from where i got us, and to krispy kreme and we're like sweet the lights on, but they had just started making the donuts so we ordered but were like no we want a fresh dozen so we waited. while waiting adam was watching the donuts get made and i joined in, but from down the row i see this little girl talking to adam and i'm like uh oh.. ADAM! and he looks over. and i'm like hey come here! and he comes over and goes thank god you saved me. and tells me of this little convo they had
girl: do you go to highschool around here
adam:no
girl: college?!?
adam: yea
girl: which one?!
adam: maryland (which by the way is a lie)
girl: i'm thinking about majoring in biology!!
weird weird weird. so then i walk over to eli to check on the ordering stuff and alex runs over and is like sam.. there's this weird kid who's copying adam. adam was watching the donuts and when they get flipped this one got caught and kinda stretched then it was too thin and burnt so he was like it's a donut defect and this kid yells DONUT DEFECT!! MOM IT'S A DONUT DEFECT! and the mom goes WHAT?! and pushes her table out of the way and like runs over. haha. then later adams watching the glaze and it's recycling and he goes how many times a day do you think that recycles? i bet alot, yea that's why the guy has to keep stirring it. and this guy goes OH MY GOD THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS STIRRING IT?! and calls over like his girlfriend or wife and is like LOOK THEY RECYCLE THE GLAZE THEY KEEP STIRRING IT and the woman starts being like scientific about it. haha donut drama. so then the guy is putting our donuts in the box and this group of kids (that had to have been high) is staring at them and one guy goes... look at the donuts, and alright, this guy is like huge, at least half spanish, football player sized, like 6'5" 250 pounds or something, i mean big and i say "hey, dont look at my donuts" and he takes a step back and gets the most terrified look ever on his face. and adam just busts out laughing and was like dude that was awesome did you see his face!? lol. so we get our donuts and sit down at the table and alex gets us all krispy kreme hats (hell yea, gonna MAXIMIZE the experience) and this weird guy walks in with his son and is like huhu (like haha but deeper and dorkier) i'll just take one of their donuts! like "being funny" and walks toward our donuts, but before he even get's close enough to try we all like give him evil looks and eli goes "they're a dollar each" and closes the box. and he's like..... i was just... kidding. and walks back over to his son. and adams like dude i should be like uhhhhh *makes a grunting noise and pretends to lick one hand* uhhhh *does the same to the other hand* UUUHHHHH!!!!!!! *and pretends to rub his hands all over the donuts. to somebody, i'll do it for five bucks, but i had four adn then i found a dollar in quarters and he was like oh well too late, and the only people he could have done it to were the high gangsta kids so he was like no way, adn i was like oh come on we'll start the car, you do that, adn tehn we'll run! but then i was like we could wait for that old asian couple to get their donuts and you could do it to them and he was like no way! they'd pull swords out of their sleeves and go crazy. and explained that whole story. and i'll stop the night there, adding in only adams story of his fat teacher having to be lifted out of her 2nd story classroom with a crane during an unexpected fire alarm because she was too fat to leave, and we watched napoleon dynamite. if you read all of that i'm sorry to have wasted your whole day! oh yea, and me and adam jammed to some britney spears on the way home!