Have you accepted Jesus Smurf as your personal smurf?
If Jehovah's witnesses started saying that I would be with those wacky religious people in a second. But, I fear that they never will realize the innate saviorability of a smurf. But I bet those mormons will one day.
Why must my life be so boring? ACtually, I know, it's because I live in PLumwood Ohio. Working then going home. That's all my life is. How blah. I need to move into the city sooner than Sept. 10th. I will offer apple sacrifices to the smurf gods in exhange for this opportunity. APPLES! Quick, without using the internet, name how many apples high a smurf is. You might win a prize, probably not though because I don't own anything worth giving away as a prize, unless you're into origami. I could probably make you a crane or something.
I'm hungry, possible subway lunch today. MMMM turkey.
Atomic powered ninja pirates: The greatest killing machine known to man. Yeah, that includes you too, Predator.
Abraham Lincoln: The only man who could defeat atomic powered ninja pirates. What do you think the south's army consisted of during the civil war? It wasn't cotton moguls.
Why must my life be so boring? ACtually, I know, it's because I live in PLumwood Ohio. Working then going home. That's all my life is. How blah. I need to move into the city sooner than Sept. 10th. I will offer apple sacrifices to the smurf gods in exhange for this opportunity. APPLES! Quick, without using the internet, name how many apples high a smurf is. You might win a prize, probably not though because I don't own anything worth giving away as a prize, unless you're into origami. I could probably make you a crane or something.
I'm hungry, possible subway lunch today. MMMM turkey.
Atomic powered ninja pirates: The greatest killing machine known to man. Yeah, that includes you too, Predator.
Abraham Lincoln: The only man who could defeat atomic powered ninja pirates. What do you think the south's army consisted of during the civil war? It wasn't cotton moguls.