Ebay wins again!
From this auction (also this link for posterity).
HTTP Status 503 - This application is not currently available
type Status report
message This application is not currently available
description The requested service (This application is not currently available) is not currently available.
Apache Tomcat/5.5.15-150
I don't think the CSS came through, but I posted that as well if you really want to see what I mean. But the silliest bit is the last error message.