The Shizzle: Marker Worthy Comment
While having dinner at the home of the associate pastor of the church I will soon become a member of, I uttered a "Marker Worthy Comment." For those of you who aren't familiar with M.W.Comments, I believe the term was invented by Nellene Benhardus, who used it to describe any comment that will seriously tempt the immediate audience to throw anything available in the speaker's general direction (dry erase markers in a class room setting for instance). Well, here's the account:
Associate Pastor Mike: "Are you a cat person?"
Adam "Nuclear Knucklehead" Winters: "Well, some say I have a cat personality, but, truthfully, I don't think cats should be trusted."
Associate Pastor Mike: *Laughs*
Adam: "If they were our size they would probably try to eat us."
Mike: "Yeah, probably."
Adam: "And when you try to cuddle them, they show affection by digging into you with their claws."
Mike: *Laughs*
Adam: "Now maybe all you married guys could help me answer this next question. Is holding a cat similar to holding a woman?"
Mike and all at the table: *Laughs*
Mike: "You'll find out when you get married!"
You gotta love a preacher with a sense of humor!
Associate Pastor Mike: "Are you a cat person?"
Adam "Nuclear Knucklehead" Winters: "Well, some say I have a cat personality, but, truthfully, I don't think cats should be trusted."
Associate Pastor Mike: *Laughs*
Adam: "If they were our size they would probably try to eat us."
Mike: "Yeah, probably."
Adam: "And when you try to cuddle them, they show affection by digging into you with their claws."
Mike: *Laughs*
Adam: "Now maybe all you married guys could help me answer this next question. Is holding a cat similar to holding a woman?"
Mike and all at the table: *Laughs*
Mike: "You'll find out when you get married!"
You gotta love a preacher with a sense of humor!