Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I bought porn for
mylilparadise (-10 points). In May I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I set
blackrain27's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in
mockalot's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (640 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
slilenteclipse