HAHA Why are some people so gay?
LIFE is so sweet once you finally get revenge on someone. I hate how people call you a Liar when they turn out to be one themselves. All right I will tell you the story of my sweet revenge. I used to have this friend, Ashley. Well way back in like August when school was about to start, Ashley, Ashley's Dad, and I went to the mall. We decided to go to weathervane. I ended up buying this wicked nice Denim Jean Jacket size medium with rhinestones on it. Well, Ashley did not get one. I wore this jacket like every single day of the year almost, Until the beginning of this week. (I wore it so much that a few of the rhinestones had fallen off the left sleeve.) I unfortunately misplaced it somewhere and I couldn't find it like anywhere. On like Tuesday I was standing at my locker at the beginning of the day right after homeroom bell had rung and Ashley walks right past me. WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!! She was wearing the same kind of jacket that I was missing. I was like dude that isn't cool, but whatever. But at the end of the day, She was wearing a different Jacket. Apparently one of her friends was like hey isn't that Allie's Jacket? Ashley's Reply: No, I got one at weathervane when she did. That was Ashley's first story of how she got the jacket. Well I didn't want to assume anything, but yesterday at lunch I saw that the left sleeve of the Jacket had been missing rhinestones. OMG!!! Mine was too. Jeepers isn't that strange. So when I got home, I decided I was going to call Ashley. I called her and began to question her. I was like hey where did u get that Jean Jacket with Rhinestones on it that you have been wearing the past couple of days. Ashley goes, Weathervane. I was like oh what size is it? Ashley goes, either a medium or a small. So I was like oh I am missing my jean jacket and it was a size medium from weathervane. So she is like let me go check what size it is. A few secs later she goes, nope it is a small but I will look for yours. That was the end of the conversation. Two seconds later my dad and I went to her house and rang the doorbell. There were no cars in the driveway, but the TV was on and we had just gotten off the phone with Ashley, co she had to be home. No one answers the door, Hmmm...Isn't that shady? So we went home and my dad called Ashley. (Remember we were just down at her house, and her parents were not home.) My dad goes hello Ashley, and she goes ugh no, this is Ashley's mom. My dad asked if we could go look at the Jacket. “Linda” goes, well Ashley is going to school right now, but someone will be home. (Why would you go to school at like 6 o’clock at night? LAME EXCUSE!) So we drive down to Ashley's house for the second time. Finally Ashley's dad answered the door very politely. He said this is the only jean jacket I know Ashley has. Of course it was not my Jacket and I replied with that is not the jacket she has been wearing to school for the past couple of days. So that trip ended up being a waste. So I got back to my house and called Weathervane in the Warwick Mall where I got my Jacket originally. I asked the lady if they had any Denim Jean Jackets with Rhinestones on them. The weathervane Lady goes, we haven't had those in stock since August when kids went back to school. WOW! Isn’t that weird, it is May and Ashley bought a Jacket when there hasn‘t been any in stock since August. Why would you buy a jacket in August and not wear it till May? Here is Ashley's second story: I went back and bought one after Allie, and my Mom hid it on me in the place where she hides things when she gets mad at me. I didn't find it till the other day. OH JEEZ! come on. Alright whatever I will believe that one. So I saw Ashley walking down the hallway with another jean jacket on today that wasn’t mine, and it wasn’t the one her Dad had showed me. I stopped her and was like hey can I see that jacket you were wearing the past couple of days. She just shrugs her shoulders, as if the jacket she was wearing was the one she had been wearing the past week. So I was like if I dont get that Jacket back by 2 o clock, than My dad is going to go to the cops. So then she is like fine. So then she starts with I am so offended by the way you accused me of stealing your jacket BLAH BLAH BLAH. Then she started walking away and I was like well I am gonna just go call my mom and tell her to come into school and prove what a lying sack o’ sh*t you are. Ashley's lame reply: "Oh get your parents to lie for you, that is what you always do." THAT IS BS! Yeah right who is making up all these stories and lies? So I go yeah that is why you lied and pretended to be your mom on the phone. This angered Ashley and she went to go cry and make up more stories in homeroom or whatever. So I went to Ms. Marquis office straight from there and I missed homeroom and like 10 minutes of first period. I waited like half an hour,then they finally got Ashley's schedule and called her down. She came storming in and we sat down in the office. MR. CANOLE told her the complaint I wrote up and asked her if she had a jean jacket in her possession. Ashley's REPLY: I have A jean jacket. MS.MARQUIS: How did you get the jacket in your possession? Ashley's THIRD STORY: Well, a few friends came over after freshmen formal BLAH BLAH BLAH and on Saturday I found it at my house. MR.CANOLE GOES TO ME: Have you been to this young lady's house? MY REPLY: I have not been there in a wicked long time. MR.CANOLE: So you were not there. (Then he goes to Ashley): Bring the jacket here on Monday and if it is not here on Monday, this situation is going to the cops. Ashley: okay. ME: HAHAHAHA! This was not the end of the stories though. In computers class my friend goes hey Ashley was like crying in homeroom. I was like haha good. Then she was like Ashley said something about you accusing her of stealing your jacket. I was like oh really, what else did she say? Ashley’s FOURTH STORY: Some girl let me borrow it. (HAHHA, oh boy, you mean to tell me SOME GIRL let you borrow it?) I will let you know what happens with he rest of the story on Monday. People are so gay and REVENGE is so awesome especially when you know you have been right all along. ~*Allie*~