1. Who are you? No one else but the singular, remarkable, unique Charlie BrownFawkesy. 2. Are we friends? Are you kidding? We're porn buddies! Only it's a bit one-sided.... 3. When and how did we meet? You know the story. Rent recordings, Becca, grovelling, whirlwind romance. 4. Do you have a crush on me? Always have, probably always will. 5. Would you kiss me? ...Fairly sure I have already. Not that you were willing, mind. 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Like you need another one.... 7. Describe me in one word. StarSKEEEE! 8. What was your first impression? "Reeeeeent.... ::Drool::" 9. Do you still think that way about me now? Honey, you don't wanna see what my mind looks like.... 10. What reminds you of me? Christ, everything! 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? ...A Sean Altman house concert. Complete with chlorophorm rag and shackles. 12. How well do you know me? I've seen you naked. 13. When's the last time you saw me? Sunday night. 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yep. 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? Doubtful, I don't have time for journaling much anymore....
What Would You do if... I cried: fucking drop dead!!! I said I liked you: ...fucking drop dead!!! I kissed you: ...fucking drop d--is there an echo in here? I was hospitalized: Be in the bed next to you. I ran away from home: Be right beside you, giving my pants to long-dead poets and wondering when a Studdebaker became a bear's natural habitat. I got in a fight and you were there: beat the fucker's ass with ya! Raar! I got dumped: ...see above. I pissed you off: Piss you off right back and move on.
What Do You Think Of My... Personality: ...I think you're too laxidaizical and it just breaks my heart to see you throwing your life away on silly entertainment! Dopey showgirls in gooey gowns! Two, three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn! Eyes: Gorgeous. Face: Gorgeous. Hair: Gorgeous, especially when it's all Iolaus-like. Clothes: ...Too much blue, but other than that. Voice: I want to slit your throat sometimes, I'm so jealous. Humor: Perfect match to my. The Bert to my Ernie! XD Choice of music: Not too bad. We mirror each other well. Mannerisms: Hmm. Your slovenly-ness annoys me, but everything else I love. Family: Dead-jealous of your family. Friends: ...I like Angie. And Dani. And... me...? Decisions: Not bad, though I would've chosen to have my father put to sleep long ago if I were you.
Would You... Be my friend: Friends to the bloody, gore, gut-spilling end. Tell me the truth no matter what: I think I already do. Lie to make me feel better: ...Ignoring the contradiction to the last statement, yes, providing the lie wouldn't harm you in the long run. Spread rumors about me: ::to the potted plant:: Psst! Lara's a ho. Pass it on. Keep a secret if I told you one: Don't I always? Loan me some cash: ::snort:: If I ever *had* any cash, certainly. Hold my hand: You're not into all the touchy-feely things, I've noticed. Take a bullet for me: I've taken many proverbial bullets for you, my love. Keep in touch: We keep in touch well, I think, considering how far apart we are now and how much our families plot against us sometimes. Try and solve my problems: I'll do it whether you want me to or not. Usually not. Love me: Always. hold me in times of need: I doubt there'll ever be a time when *I* have to be the one holding *you*. Ditch me: Never. Use me: ...for sex games?! Date me: I've asked on numerous occasions. Someday, maybe you'll accept....
Hmm, on second thought, maybe I will put this in my journal....
Mine too, although I don't wanna wind up like the Menendez bros, ya know? (Yeah that TV movie was on and yes Vincent Ventresca is HOT in it. I think he's Eric Menendez's secret gay lover or something before the murders, but I did catch it all.)
2. Are we friends? Are you kidding? We're porn buddies! Only it's a bit one-sided....
3. When and how did we meet? You know the story. Rent recordings, Becca, grovelling, whirlwind romance.
4. Do you have a crush on me? Always have, probably always will.
5. Would you kiss me? ...Fairly sure I have already. Not that you were willing, mind.
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Like you need another one....
7. Describe me in one word. StarSKEEEE!
8. What was your first impression? "Reeeeeent.... ::Drool::"
9. Do you still think that way about me now? Honey, you don't wanna see what my mind looks like....
10. What reminds you of me? Christ, everything!
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? ...A Sean Altman house concert. Complete with chlorophorm rag and shackles.
12. How well do you know me? I've seen you naked.
13. When's the last time you saw me? Sunday night.
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yep.
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? Doubtful, I don't have time for journaling much anymore....
What Would You do if...
I cried: fucking drop dead!!!
I said I liked you: ...fucking drop dead!!!
I kissed you: ...fucking drop d--is there an echo in here?
I was hospitalized: Be in the bed next to you.
I ran away from home: Be right beside you, giving my pants to long-dead poets and wondering when a Studdebaker became a bear's natural habitat.
I got in a fight and you were there: beat the fucker's ass with ya! Raar!
I got dumped: ...see above.
I pissed you off: Piss you off right back and move on.
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: ...I think you're too laxidaizical and it just breaks my heart to see you throwing your life away on silly entertainment! Dopey showgirls in gooey gowns! Two, three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn!
Eyes: Gorgeous.
Face: Gorgeous.
Hair: Gorgeous, especially when it's all Iolaus-like.
Clothes: ...Too much blue, but other than that.
Voice: I want to slit your throat sometimes, I'm so jealous.
Humor: Perfect match to my. The Bert to my Ernie! XD
Choice of music: Not too bad. We mirror each other well.
Mannerisms: Hmm. Your slovenly-ness annoys me, but everything else I love.
Family: Dead-jealous of your family.
Friends: ...I like Angie. And Dani. And... me...?
Decisions: Not bad, though I would've chosen to have my father put to sleep long ago if I were you.
Would You...
Be my friend: Friends to the bloody, gore, gut-spilling end.
Tell me the truth no matter what: I think I already do.
Lie to make me feel better: ...Ignoring the contradiction to the last statement, yes, providing the lie wouldn't harm you in the long run.
Spread rumors about me: ::to the potted plant:: Psst! Lara's a ho. Pass it on.
Keep a secret if I told you one: Don't I always?
Loan me some cash: ::snort:: If I ever *had* any cash, certainly.
Hold my hand: You're not into all the touchy-feely things, I've noticed.
Take a bullet for me: I've taken many proverbial bullets for you, my love.
Keep in touch: We keep in touch well, I think, considering how far apart we are now and how much our families plot against us sometimes.
Try and solve my problems: I'll do it whether you want me to or not. Usually not.
Love me: Always.
hold me in times of need: I doubt there'll ever be a time when *I* have to be the one holding *you*.
Ditch me: Never.
Use me: ...for sex games?!
Date me: I've asked on numerous occasions. Someday, maybe you'll accept....
Hmm, on second thought, maybe I will put this in my journal....
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Laughed very hard. Good work. Comic genius. Etc. Etc.
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"Decisions: Not bad, though I would've chosen to have my father put to sleep long ago if I were you."
Probably my favorite part, that is.
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