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I'm a dork. Especially when you combine my overheightened sense of geekiness about Macintosh computers and the typical desire to pile drive WindowsXP, MSN, and/or Windows Media Player into the ground under the landing zone of a dozen insane, cliff-jumping sumo wrestlers.
Add the bitterness felt when you consider that Microsoft Word was originally a Mac-only program, and any accolades that MS has received in the last decade have all come from products released by the Microsoft Mac Business Unit. (If you didn't know, Microsoft Office v.X, Office 2004, and Internet Explorer 5.0 have all been five-star rated apps, while the equivalent versions for Windows are looked at with a rather large amount of disdain. Point made.)
Why did I just tell you this? Well, two reasons:
1.) I didn't want to, but I had to purge the evil feelings.
2.) It just makes the following that much funnier and doesn't cause you think that we're completely insane.
I love my girlfriend, Donna. We tend to have the most, um, er... unusual conversations on AIM. She doesn't like the above-mentioned products either. Allow me to illustrate one of these conversations:
Now you know. Windows ruins porn. Protect yourself, kids, and don't do Windows.
Add the bitterness felt when you consider that Microsoft Word was originally a Mac-only program, and any accolades that MS has received in the last decade have all come from products released by the Microsoft Mac Business Unit. (If you didn't know, Microsoft Office v.X, Office 2004, and Internet Explorer 5.0 have all been five-star rated apps, while the equivalent versions for Windows are looked at with a rather large amount of disdain. Point made.)
Why did I just tell you this? Well, two reasons:
1.) I didn't want to, but I had to purge the evil feelings.
2.) It just makes the following that much funnier and doesn't cause you think that we're completely insane.
I love my girlfriend, Donna. We tend to have the most, um, er... unusual conversations on AIM. She doesn't like the above-mentioned products either. Allow me to illustrate one of these conversations:
Now you know. Windows ruins porn. Protect yourself, kids, and don't do Windows.