I've been jonesin' for a GameCube for a while. The desire has been exceptionally strong since I've spotted them for around $70.
Long story short, I'm too poor to buy one and need money.
Now.
So, I'll start by selling off stuff. First for auction is the one-of-a-kind Book and Beer set. This set has been personally assembled by me and is worth hundred of dollars. Yes, hundred of dollars. Not just a hundred dollars, or even hundredS OF dollars, but hundred of dollars.
It's that awesome. Just look, I even throw in the 1/3 full bottle of Leinenkugel's and associated bottle cap. What a deal!
Start your bidding now!