are we being followed?

[slightlydazed]

So what the fuck do people have these things for? I have no imminent desire to actually treat this as a journal (from the French 'jour', meaning 'day'), recording thoughts and events occuring in recent time periods for anyone else to read (even though no one will, as I only have one 'friend' thus far). By the way, here's your shoutout Gabo. Holla back, y'all. What the hell will I do with this then? Probably use it for a few days before I don't have the time or will to use it anymore, then forget I have it at all and go about my life as I did before.

What's worth sharing?

1. I'm getting fat. Must increase cocaine intake.

2. Though I don't smoke, I will procure cigarettes for any underage person who should have the desire to shorten their life and the financial means to do so.

3. The green ranger was the coolest.

4. John Harris is an okay guy, provided you don't see him as he really is, which is not okay.

5. I'm sleeping too much. Much increase cocaine intake.

6. Farts, while funny when we were younger, now do nothing but increase tension in the room when everyone smells it but no one is brave enough to take responsibility or make accusations.

7. The microwave is one of the greatest inventions of all time.

8. Racist jokes are funny. If you're a racist.

9. Not enough white in my diet. Must increase cocaine intake.

10. Everyone should talk politics at all times.

11. God is funny.

More to come. Maybe.