happy easter!!!
Body: as i was looking through my files, i found this little story. i think i wrote it two years ago. it's not very christian.
"Here’s how it happened: These roman solders were eating bunnies outside of Jesus tomb and he was like "not cool! not cool!" because Jesus loved bunnies so he woke from the dead and came out and turned alllllll the bunnies in the land into chocolate and all the chickens into peeps and all the insects into jelly beans. there were 3 days of mighty bingeing then everyone came down from they're sugar high and was really pissed at Jesus because now they wanted salty, and they had no eggs that were not filled with caramel or marshmallow, no chicken that was not a peep and no bunny that still had its ears. So they killed Jesus again."
have a good easter!
<3rain
"Here’s how it happened: These roman solders were eating bunnies outside of Jesus tomb and he was like "not cool! not cool!" because Jesus loved bunnies so he woke from the dead and came out and turned alllllll the bunnies in the land into chocolate and all the chickens into peeps and all the insects into jelly beans. there were 3 days of mighty bingeing then everyone came down from they're sugar high and was really pissed at Jesus because now they wanted salty, and they had no eggs that were not filled with caramel or marshmallow, no chicken that was not a peep and no bunny that still had its ears. So they killed Jesus again."
have a good easter!
<3rain