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slightly_screwy

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Mar 13, 2009 09:38

Yes, there does seem to be a spate of violent death in this city of late.

Yes, I am in possession of several surgical-grade bladed instruments.

Yes, they will test positive for human blood protein.

I imagine this would all be very suspicious if I wasn't the coroner.

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pitfallen March 13 2009, 01:56:36 UTC

Coroner, huh? A likely story!

slightly_screwy March 13 2009, 02:01:17 UTC

I will admit, being accused of not cutting up dead bodies is a new one for me.

pitfallen March 13 2009, 02:04:15 UTC

Who cares about the dead bodies, it's the live ones... Wait... If they were killed then they'd be dead, so... But then it's... Um...

... OI. SHUT UP.

I've never trusted you surgical-types. No one who wields a scalpel is fit to live among normal citizens! CONFESS YOUR CRIMES!

slightly_screwy March 13 2009, 02:11:09 UTC

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No, go on, I'll wait.

Well, I might still have an unpaid parking ticket somewhere.

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revengeisalie March 13 2009, 02:26:15 UTC

Oh, really? Isn't that just the perfect cover-up?

slightly_screwy March 13 2009, 02:31:18 UTC

I've seen better.

revengeisalie March 13 2009, 02:34:16 UTC

Oh, have you now?

slightly_screwy March 13 2009, 02:38:31 UTC

It is part of the job description, rather.

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vectorserpent March 13 2009, 04:17:25 UTC

It would be, wouldn't it?

slightly_screwy March 13 2009, 05:26:25 UTC

Indubitably.

vectorserpent March 13 2009, 05:59:55 UTC

I trust you'll be handling everything with utmost care?

slightly_screwy March 13 2009, 06:35:51 UTC

This isn't something I mean to be sloppy with.

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[Voice] sitaronthewater March 13 2009, 08:29:00 UTC

What does being a coroner have to do with anything?

[Voice] slightly_screwy March 13 2009, 08:41:45 UTC

Quite a lot, when we're having one of those days where the body count seems disproportionately high in relation to the city's population.

At the very least, I'm that much busier.

[Voice] sitaronthewater March 13 2009, 15:18:17 UTC

Oh, well, I guess.

So, what's a coroner?

[Voice] slightly_screwy March 13 2009, 15:40:46 UTC

A medical professional whose duty is to investigate and determine cause of death, particularly those which occur under suspicious circumstances.

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mottoaiokomete March 13 2009, 10:18:31 UTC

And so~?

slightly_screwy March 13 2009, 11:04:59 UTC

Mm, paranoia seems to be running at a high; I was just attempting to reduce potential inconvenience.

While I usually have nothing against humouring people, I find myself a touch busy today, for reasons which may possibly be obvious.

mottoaiokomete March 13 2009, 11:06:25 UTC

I would say to just go about your business without explanations~.

slightly_screwy March 13 2009, 11:20:27 UTC

Fine advice. Although that doesn't stop some people, and I'm afraid I find myself not in much of a mood for interruptions.

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