I, uh. Just thought I'd share?
[01:40:04] [Frank^Miller] ...someone on Excel's flist just wrote me Lupin/Tonks/Kio
[01:40:15] [Frank^Miller] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:41:11] [Frank^Miller] --WAIT NO THAT'S HYATT
"Excuse me," said Lupin, "I believe that's my wife."
"You sure?" Kio replied, looking understandably confused.
"Yes, I would know her anywhere. Despite the fact that she can completely change her appearance."
"Oh," said Kio.
"So my point is," Lupin went on, "that we appear to have the same beard. I mean, wife."
"Yeah, and?"
"Well, we probably ought to do something about that."
"We could always just share her," Kio suggested.
"Oh, I've had enough of this!" Tonks cut in. "You're both being ridiculous. I'm leaving."
Kio and Lupin stood there for a long moment, looking at each other.
"... So," Kio said finally, "wanna have sex?"
[01:40:15] [Frank^Miller] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:41:11] [Frank^Miller] --WAIT NO THAT'S HYATT
"Excuse me," said Lupin, "I believe that's my wife."
"You sure?" Kio replied, looking understandably confused.
"Yes, I would know her anywhere. Despite the fact that she can completely change her appearance."
"Oh," said Kio.
"So my point is," Lupin went on, "that we appear to have the same beard. I mean, wife."
"Yeah, and?"
"Well, we probably ought to do something about that."
"We could always just share her," Kio suggested.
"Oh, I've had enough of this!" Tonks cut in. "You're both being ridiculous. I'm leaving."
Kio and Lupin stood there for a long moment, looking at each other.
"... So," Kio said finally, "wanna have sex?"