Marine Corps. Candences.

Aug 07, 2005 08:12

Load another magazine,
in my trusty M16.
Cuz all I ever wanna see!
Is bodies, bleeding bodies.

Throw another hand grenade!
Should have seen the mess I made.
Cuz all I ever wanna see,
Is bodies, broken bodies.

Stab em with the bayonet!
If he squirms you're not done yet!
Cuz all I ever wanna see,
Is bodies, cut-up bodies.

Call some more TACAIR.
On that bunker over there.
Cuz all I ever wanna see,
Is bodies burnin bodies!

Paint my face black and green
You won't see me I'm a Recon Marine.
I slip and slither into the night
You won't see me till I'm ready to fight.
You'll run in the bushes you'll try to hide
But that's where I live- you're sure to die.
You won't see me till it's too late
A flash of my bang will be your fate.

My granddaddy was a horse marine,
When he was born, he was wearing green.

Ate his steak six inches thick,
Picked his teeth with a swagger stick.

Drinking and fighting and running all day,
Granddaddy knew no other way.

Lived every day of his life for the corps,
So they sent him off to war.

Went to the islands to fight the Japanese,
Caught some shrapnel in the knees.

Later, at Chosen Reservoir,
Caught a bullet in his derior.

Went to a country called Vietnam,
To fight some people calle Viet Cong.

Found himself in a fire-fight,
Came back home on a Medivac flight.

Now granddaddy just sits there,
Marking his time in his rocking chair.

And My personal Favorite....

When my Grannie was 91
she did PT just for fun
When my Grannie was 92
she did PT better than you
When my Grannie was 93
she did PT better than me
When my Grannie was 94
she did PT more and more
When my Grannie was 95
she did PT to stay alive
When my Grannie was 96
she did PT just for kicks
When my Grannie was 97
she up..and died...and went to heaven
When my Grannie was 98
she did PT at the pearly gates
When my Grannie was 99
she was doin' the double time!
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