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[breaksniceguys]

At the risk of opening myself up to so many dirty responses: I need something else in my mouth besides my foot.

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[closetedgleek]

We talked about this. It's not a very attractive sexual position. Not even for foreplay.

[breaksniceguys]

Ha ha, you're so funny, Rush.

[closetedgleek]

What have you said now? Have you pissed Superman off already?

[breaksniceguys]

Actually no, but thanks for the vote of confidence. My talk of reassurance with Kurt didn't end reassuringly.

[closetedgleek]

You are a bad hag.

[breaksniceguys]

I'm a horrible hag that needs to go to the naughty hag corner.

[closetedgleek]

You should just set up camp there. He's going through, like the Apocalypse of Gaydom right now, and you're giving him the bum steer. He's going to sack you. You'll have to find another fag.

[breaksniceguys]

I'm not giving him a completely bum steer. I think I've managed to fix it. It's just taking all my effort not to camp out at Jacksonville and make sure he gets there. Hey, I gave my secondary fag a child. You're the back up plan, Daddio.

[closetedgleek]

Maybe you should talk to his other half, then? Interrogate him a bit, figure out what he's up to. Have you even spoken to the dude? I'm only half fag. Does that even count?

[breaksniceguys]

We've never had a formal introduction... I'm not sure Kurt wants me just talking to him out of the blue. Mm, yes. Because we're no longer in a sexual relationship.

[closetedgleek]

Your fag's welfare is at stake, who needs formal introductions? When has that ever stopped you before? Hasn't his other hags met the dude? I'm not dressing in Gucci and styling my hair every morning. I don't have the time.

[breaksniceguys]

This is true, but I can't talk to him without dropping Kurt in it and it's not my bombshell, it's Kurt's. I have no idea! I'm out of the hag loop. I bet Tom would gel your hair for you. It could be a partner bonding exercise. But you are a dad and other things take precedence.

[closetedgleek]

I thought the bombshell was already dropped? I don't want my hair gelled! I want my hair my hair. Yes, like bathing and having weetbix smooshed all over my clothes.

[breaksniceguys]

No, there's more. Kurt's going to bare his soul completely. He wants no secrets whatsoever. I've always liked your hair, but you need to be more fag now in case I get fired. Mm, yeah. Maybe you can't be all fag... Weetbix doesn't look good smooshed on Dolce.

[closetedgleek]

I still say you have a right to get into the other half's head. If he's going to just turn around and tell Kurt to go fuck himself, it could be disastrous. My cock's fag right now, that'll do. No, no. It really doesn't. There's probably even a written law against that.

[breaksniceguys]

Well, I can't not now. It's going to eat me up. I know, I know. It's what I was trying to warn him about. Or sort of. Just say that it might get tough again but it doesn't mean it's the end. As long as it makes you happy, sweetie. I think if there isn't between Kurt and Tom one will get passed.