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[nickthewarbler]

Just want to go back to work. Going fucking stir-crazy!

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[jewhawk]

They still haven't given you the all-clear? Damn, dude.

[nickthewarbler]

It's not that. I travel a lot with my job, so they need to be extra careful after the coma. I'm used to it, but I hate being bored.

[jewhawk]

Oh, I gotcha. That makes sense. You feeling 100% though?

[nickthewarbler]

Pretty much, yeah. It's all sorted now. It was just a glitch. Getting stuck in an elevator will do that to you.

[jewhawk]

Good deal, man. Glad you're back to normal... We gotta hang out soon, now that you're not standing with one foot on a banana peel and the other in the grave. :P

[nickthewarbler]

I swear, I'm never riding a fucking elevator again. As if Speed wasn't enough to put a dude off.

[jewhawk]

Seriously, man... Or if you do, at least take a snack and your insulin in your bag.

[nickthewarbler]

It's not exactly convenient to lug it around with every single place I go. I do a lot of consult work. In my car would have been fine if I didn't get stuck in that fucking thing.

[jewhawk]

That's true, I guess... Stairs forever, man... It's a good workout, at least. LOL.

[nickthewarbler]

It was the eleventh floor, dude. I'm don't have that much free time in my day.

[jewhawk]

Hey, you're the one who said never taking an elevator again. :P

[nickthewarbler]

Hence why I hope all the divine beings got shitting on me from great heights out of their system when they trapped me in an elevator with my rival the first time.

[jewhawk]

Dude, I can't believe you got stuck on there with Jeff. All I could picture when Blaine told me that was the old Fight Club days. Only without me and Blaine there to pull you two off each other before somebody got hurt.

[nickthewarbler]

Yeah, it really, really wasn't like Fight Club...

[jewhawk]

What, did you two kiss and make up?

[nickthewarbler]

Something like that.