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slidellra

Talk to the nice children.

Apr 25, 2007 17:54

I'm very much a lurker lately. Am a bit distracted and even when I want to comment I look at the blank comment box and almost always wander off without saying anything. I've been a bit better today, hope to be operating at full interactiveness soonish ( Read more... )

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kristiinthedark April 26 2007, 00:37:16 UTC

Fraser jerking off with his long underwear pushed down around his hips and his thighs apart and his head back and his chest and neck all glistening because he's just seconds away from coming all over himself.

*helps pin muscle bound bunny to the ground for you*

HI. WRITE THAT.

dessert_first April 26 2007, 00:49:48 UTC

HI. Your icon is hilarious! Who is that?

kristiinthedark April 26 2007, 00:51:03 UTC

That would be Dr. Who. :D

And oh, your icon! I like that a lot!

omphale23 April 26 2007, 03:06:56 UTC

See? See the pretty Doctor Who, L? And this is Jack.

Jack is pretty.
Jack is omnisexual.
Jack is from the future.
Jack wears a lot of military uniforms.
Jack kisses *everyone* and looks good doing it.

Don't you want to watch some British sci-fi now?

*pokes you with Torchwood dvds*

*enlists kristi's help*

kristiinthedark April 26 2007, 03:27:49 UTC

British sci-fi! It's HOTNESS.

(ignore the meaning of this icon. it's the only John Barrowman I have at the moment. :P)

omphale23 April 26 2007, 03:34:59 UTC

He does that in real life? When it's not required by the script? There should be some British/Canadian super-dork rps somewhere. \o/ and =W=

(I laughed until I cried at that whole scene, in Cardiff. God, I love Jack. And John Barrowman.)

Let's see. We can get slidellra hooked on this, and then dessert_first. And from there...well, the DW/dS crossovers are bound to appear, right?

kristiinthedark April 26 2007, 03:37:42 UTC

*nodnods* And soon we will take over the world!

omphale23 April 26 2007, 03:42:53 UTC

Exactly that. And then we can force *everyone* to write them. Crossovers. Because in DW, there's a time machine and everyone is bisexual. The possibilities are endless.

"For reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, Alex is kissing a Mountie while a Chicago cop unzips his pants.

A cranky alien with a Northern accent is looking on, muttering about the behavior of humans."

kristiinthedark April 26 2007, 03:44:55 UTC

OMG, I love you! Yes, this plot pleases me.

*whips out icon again*

omphale23 April 26 2007, 04:08:25 UTC

I can't begin to describe how much I love that 'for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture' can substitute for any necessary plot or explanation. Combine that with 'the TARDIS materialized and the Doctor stepped out, waving something sonic, or possibly a banana' and I don't understand why people would write anything else.

Oh! Wait! I have an idea for the dS banana fic now.

dessert_first April 26 2007, 10:57:09 UTC

Well, I'm crazy about the "You're So Damn Hot" vid. Where I can't help noticing that in every. Single. Kiss. Jack uses his big ol' hands to hold on to the other person's face or neck or hair, not even moving them around, just holding, like he's gotta be in control, or like the other person might come to their senses and bolt at any minute, and Jack wants his kiss first. He is the boss of every single kiss he ever has in that vid.

I just haven't seen the actual *show* is all, so that's the sum total of all I know about Torchwood.

omphale23 April 27 2007, 04:05:49 UTC

He absolutely is. Every time (and now I'm going to have to go back and double check...where is this vid, again?) he kisses someone, he puts everything into it.

He's the boss in every relationship he has, except one. And that one makes me cry.

The necessary things about Torchwood (although I think everyone should watch it to see for themselves, and I'm happy to work toward that end by supplying various...source materials):

1. Everyone is queer. Bi, gay, something. Bisexuality is the default in the Torchwood universe.
2. Almost everyone is pretty.
3. People (and aliens) are inherently flawed.
3a. They are also inherently good.
3b. Unless they aren't.
3c. In which case, they're either aliens or Welsh farmers.
4. All the cool stuff can kill you.
5. Unless you're immmortal.
6. Don't ask about the hand in the jar.
7. No, really. You don't want to know.
8. I'm absolutely serious about this. Do not google it. You'll get disturbing things.

dessert_first April 27 2007, 17:04:34 UTC

Every time (and now I'm going to have to go back and double check...where is this vid, again?) he kisses someone, he puts everything into it.

For, uh, research purposes, I was forced completely against my will to rewatch this vid in order to verify that my prior statements had been absolutely accurrate.

Life is rough.

There is, in fact, one instance at the beginning of the vid, where a woman with dark hair cups his chin during the kiss, and he looks sort of surprised and out of it. But every other kiss, every single kiss in the awesome montage of kissing at the end, he is the boss, and he wields the Hands.

But don't take my word for it! Download it here at Triptychvids. It's also on Imeem.

I wouldn't really say no to source materials. ::coughs::

omphale23 April 27 2007, 17:26:38 UTC

Oh. Oh, my. That's *really* quite impressive, once you know the source material and that Ianto/Jack (Ianto would be the pretty boy in the suit) is canon.

The kiss at the beginning is entirely a different sort of kiss. Which explains that.

As for source materials...hmm. I'll see what can be arranged. The problem is that to do it properly, you really have to watch the end of the first season of New Who, as well.

Not that doing so is a problem. Just that it would be a lot of work. Let me see what I can do.

dessert_first April 27 2007, 21:47:54 UTC

I hate to keep spamming poor slidellra about this. Sorry!

Dr. Who is no problem; you've convinced me of the need to Netflix it, and so I have. The problem is Torchwood doesn't seem to be available on Netflix yet, as far as I can see.

But don't worry about it; I'm sure it will come out eventually, and there's no rush. Who needs fandom to be work? Thanks for the offer, though. You really are wicked fucking classy!

slidellra April 26 2007, 04:19:39 UTC

Or we could talk amnesia!fic. Like I know you want to. And porn in amnesia!fic and virginity issues. And the possibly weird-creepy urge I have to read amnesia!kindofvirgin! F/K porn. Yes, this is something I've been thinking about.

*ignores the Torchwood shiny*

*tempts kristi with Fraser wanking*

(Okay, so I have seen him kiss everybody and it was very pretty. So I should maybe see an episode sometime. Or Dr. Who. Or both. It's possible. But I'm supposed to be the unromantic one, but I'm kind of hung up on a plausible romantic happily ever after, you know? Where's his? I think I'd be more tempted if he hung around with a really good looking guy in a red coat and maybe they sledded off into the sunrise together at the end. That would be neat.)

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