I win!

[slidellra]

Yesterday omphale23 had the gall to bet that I could not write a gen snippet with the prompt "kinky." She might have had a point. Nevertheless, I did.

Title: Lieutenant Kinky
gen, G, 297 words

(Now also available as podfic.)

Comments

[brooklinegirl]

*cracking the fuck up*

okay. BRILLIANTLY done. *claps solemnly*

[slidellra]

*is very proud*

[kristiinthedark]

You totally win.

[slidellra]

*wins*

*beams*

[llassah]

Heheheheheheehehe *g*

You know, much as I usually rely on you to be porny, I could get used to funny *g*. Oh god, lieutenant kinky...now I'm imagining the porny sequel

[slidellra]

Yay!

Oh god, lieutenant kinky...now I'm imagining the porny sequel

*brain breaks*

[llassah]

Becuase there just aren't enough Frannie/Welsh spanking fics out there...

[slidellra]

*big toothy grin*

[omphale23]

I think this falls under following the letter rather than the spirit of the bet, which was intended to make you write something *not* about fucking.

However, I concede that technically this qualifies as gen. How you managed to write gen and still have it seem to be about sex, I don't know.

I'm a little bit in awe, and a little bit scared. The world is in deep trouble if you ever decide to use your powers for evil.

So. Are you going to stick with your original prompt? And are there any other requirements? Length, pairing (or not), rating?

I can't promise to meet this standard, but I'll certainly give it my best effort.

[slidellra]

Oh, you academic types. Quibble, quibble, quibble.

You miss the real point, which is: I won! MEMEMEMEEMME.

*ahem*

Yes. As tempting as it is to make you write fluff or Ray/Ray, I really need that specific prompt, please. No other requirements. I stuck to snippet length, but, hey, you can go longer if you want. *is magnanimous like that*

[omphale23]

My, you're awfully accommodating. I was a little worried about the possibility of R/R. But I can do just a prompt .
*is cagey about the requirements for this*

Okay then. One story, with the prompt, coming up.

*wanders off to think about sentences*

[slidellra]

I was a little worried about the possibility of R/R.

Well, I figure it's far from the last bet I'll win, right? There's always next time.

*wanders off to think about sentences*

*anticipates with pleasure*