01.

[slicorice]

alright
i know the terms almost up and all
but theres really no reason to be stealing a mans hat
spare hat
thats fucking important and it better be returned to my office before i give everyone detention
and set detention on fire

it looks like this

Comments

[yourseoulmate]

... That's a hat?

[slicorice]

of course its a hat
what else would it be

[yourseoulmate]

It looks like a ballet tutu for a person with a really, really short torso.

[slicorice]

what
no it doesnt
youre blind

[officestuck]

dumb

[slicorice]

was it you

[officestuck]

no why would i do that

your hats are terrible

[slicorice]

because youre an asshole
doesnt really need saying

[fearnoanvil]

it looks like a flag!

[slicorice]

what
no
no it doesnt

[fearnoanvil]

yes it does!
it looks like a random european country's flag desaturated and flowing in the wind.

[slicorice]

[there is a pause while he squints at his drawing ok john god]

i dont see it

[alohac]

hahaha
thats the most conksuck hat ive ever seen

[slicorice]

the most what
fuck you its a fine hat

[alohac]

conksuck
conk
suck
its been sitting on your head for so long that its gone out of style by at least eighty years
flat as a pancake and about as attractive too
dont let the batter drip in your face while youre waiting for it to cook

[slicorice]

that doesnt even mean anything
fuck
its a perfectly good hat
what the fuck is this pancake shit