Everywhere you look, (everywhere) there's a heart (there's a heart), a hand to hold onto...
Why is writing one of these entries starting to get so painful? I feel like "ohhhhh MANNN I gotta sit down and write one of these stupid entries so that people can know about the craptacular events in my life. Whoop de freakin doo"
That is exactly the narrative that goes on in my head as I write them.
Obvious news, first--I'm home from the tour.
Fans: But are you really, Adam? Really, for good?
Me: Yes. Yes I am.
It was a lot of fun but I don't see myself doing it again for a little while. I need a break.
My job now is working at the Starlight Dinner Theatre as a waiter. I've been making crazy good money so far so I'm happy with that. And old people love me. I'll talk to ya about whatever you want. Hula Hoops, Dan Fogleberg, President Wilson.....
I did have a birthday (back in April) so I'm old now, I'm 24. And yes, that does make me eligible for Social Security, and yes I do need a new hip. Thanks for asking.
While in Jersey, I visited New York and got to see Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Wedding Singer, and 25th Annual Puntnam County Spelling Bee (for the 2nd time). Best part was, I won the lottery for Scoundrels, so I had box seats (for 25 bucks) and I got 25 dollar student tickets for The Wedding Singer (which were front row seats). I also saw Spelling Bee with my friend Lemor who got picked to be in it, so good times for that trip.
My friend Derik got married last month and I got to be a groomsman in that. So I'm all like officially grown up now. People are getting married. Not me though! I'll get married when I'm 57. Yessir, 57. Good age. Still be young and healthy, but rugged enough to attract them Moms.
who am I kidding, I'm only going to live to be 27. I foresee an alligator attack in my future. I mean, sure I'll try my best to fight him off but in the end, he's got the big mouth with the teeth and all I've got is a razor sharp wit and an unusually large Adam's Apple.
I'm still auditioning for a lot. I'm sure I'll get cast in something. I was in the Tonys last night, if you were watching. I accepted an award for Best Supporting Actor in Jersey Boys. And if you don't believe me, then I guess we're just not as good friends as I thought.
Except for you, Internet....we'll always be friends.
well, we will be if you pay me back that $7.50 you owe me. Free trial for 3 days?!?!?! LIES!!
Saturday night (I decided to not use a segue into this paragraph) I got to see one of the comedians I've wanted to see for a long time.
You know him, you love him.....he would come into your living room and Dustbust your couch if you let him, he's none other than BOB SAGET!
Give him a big hand, ladies and gentlemen....
ANd let me tell you, he was just as dirty as I had hoped for.
From talking about fingering Kimmy Gibbler, to talking about Joey Gladstone's balls, he made us all a little happier that Michelle wasn't allowed to have a pony in the house.
The rest of this post will be pictures. So look at them! Cause I'm in them!!! And if you didn't want to see them.....why'd you read this far????
so here's me in my box seat at Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Some old lady tried to guilt me out of my seat, but I just smiled and went "ehh what can ya do?" ohhhh youthfulness.....
This is me and Norbert Leo Butz, star of The Last Five Years, Songs for a New World, and Wicked. He was kinda pissy.
This is how close I was sitting at The Wedding Singer
Me and Amy Spanger, from the Wedding Singer and from Reefer Madness. I believe I'm trying to seduce her with this picture
Hi. I'm on a train.
So.....Derik actually got married.
Danny Tanner is not gay!!
Me and Saget are best friends
That's it! Go do something productive, like getting kids to talk to strangers.
That is exactly the narrative that goes on in my head as I write them.
Obvious news, first--I'm home from the tour.
Fans: But are you really, Adam? Really, for good?
Me: Yes. Yes I am.
It was a lot of fun but I don't see myself doing it again for a little while. I need a break.
My job now is working at the Starlight Dinner Theatre as a waiter. I've been making crazy good money so far so I'm happy with that. And old people love me. I'll talk to ya about whatever you want. Hula Hoops, Dan Fogleberg, President Wilson.....
I did have a birthday (back in April) so I'm old now, I'm 24. And yes, that does make me eligible for Social Security, and yes I do need a new hip. Thanks for asking.
While in Jersey, I visited New York and got to see Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Wedding Singer, and 25th Annual Puntnam County Spelling Bee (for the 2nd time). Best part was, I won the lottery for Scoundrels, so I had box seats (for 25 bucks) and I got 25 dollar student tickets for The Wedding Singer (which were front row seats). I also saw Spelling Bee with my friend Lemor who got picked to be in it, so good times for that trip.
My friend Derik got married last month and I got to be a groomsman in that. So I'm all like officially grown up now. People are getting married. Not me though! I'll get married when I'm 57. Yessir, 57. Good age. Still be young and healthy, but rugged enough to attract them Moms.
who am I kidding, I'm only going to live to be 27. I foresee an alligator attack in my future. I mean, sure I'll try my best to fight him off but in the end, he's got the big mouth with the teeth and all I've got is a razor sharp wit and an unusually large Adam's Apple.
I'm still auditioning for a lot. I'm sure I'll get cast in something. I was in the Tonys last night, if you were watching. I accepted an award for Best Supporting Actor in Jersey Boys. And if you don't believe me, then I guess we're just not as good friends as I thought.
Except for you, Internet....we'll always be friends.
well, we will be if you pay me back that $7.50 you owe me. Free trial for 3 days?!?!?! LIES!!
Saturday night (I decided to not use a segue into this paragraph) I got to see one of the comedians I've wanted to see for a long time.
You know him, you love him.....he would come into your living room and Dustbust your couch if you let him, he's none other than BOB SAGET!
Give him a big hand, ladies and gentlemen....
ANd let me tell you, he was just as dirty as I had hoped for.
From talking about fingering Kimmy Gibbler, to talking about Joey Gladstone's balls, he made us all a little happier that Michelle wasn't allowed to have a pony in the house.
The rest of this post will be pictures. So look at them! Cause I'm in them!!! And if you didn't want to see them.....why'd you read this far????
so here's me in my box seat at Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Some old lady tried to guilt me out of my seat, but I just smiled and went "ehh what can ya do?" ohhhh youthfulness.....
This is me and Norbert Leo Butz, star of The Last Five Years, Songs for a New World, and Wicked. He was kinda pissy.
This is how close I was sitting at The Wedding Singer
Me and Amy Spanger, from the Wedding Singer and from Reefer Madness. I believe I'm trying to seduce her with this picture
Hi. I'm on a train.
So.....Derik actually got married.
Danny Tanner is not gay!!
Me and Saget are best friends
That's it! Go do something productive, like getting kids to talk to strangers.