Volunteering? It doesn't pay.
I'm in South Carolina!! There is really nothing special I can say about this state. They're all starting to look the same. I get confused. I wonder if this is what Abraham Lincoln felt like after being drunk for three days.
"I freed WHO???"
Oh, racism. It KILLS me!!
But that's not funny. Neither are clowns. Unless the clown is crying. Then it's hilarious. HA those clowns with the big sad faces.
siiiigh.
Hey I'm the latest victim of credit card fraud. You bastard. I know who it is. Little Clifton Poongatsa, the trailor trash of Sanford. We don't have any evidence on him....but look at the name. Filthy.
But yeah, someone somehow rang up a little over a hundred bucks at various gas stations. Luckily I don't hafa pay for it since I was out of the state and all....but how dare you use my credit! I earned that credit! By being nice to people and helping youngsters respect things. And let's not forget my Street Cred. I earned that by helping Stella get her Groove back.
Anyway, I'm at a loss for words and I have a plethora of pictures, so why not just take you through a day in life of Touring Adam.
We visit places that put me on their vehicle
I start my day with a good healthy meal
Thank you Mexicanos. Las mexican neferteeties twere muy grande.
Then I try to improve my mind through various intellectual stimulation
I left 2?? I'm an ig-na-ra-moose??? what does that mean? Screw you crackerbarrel. You and your elderly clientele.
Then I get ready to perform
An actor is nothing without his hair. That's why nobody knows who Danny Devito is. Who? See, I don't even know him.
Then I hump things, as the Greeks did to celebrate
Does anyone else HATE that girl that puts on the headphones in the dressing room and dances to "My Humps" in that commercial? I seriously can say that I HATE that girl.
More food? Don't mind if I do.
This is my new girlfriend. She doesn't move or talk that much, and she's a little 2 dimensional. But she gets the job done.
We got to 2nd base that night. But then I hit a foul tip.
Then I look into peoples bathroom windows.
I was looking at this guys mom. He charged me 60 cents.
Then I sleep with my eyes open.
This even creeps me out. And I'm the one doing it.
Ummm. this was pointless. It was almost more for my own enjoyment.
Next entry? Can be about anything you want.
Go ahead. Leave me a request.
Mmm they're setting up the continental breakfast.
goodnight!
"I freed WHO???"
Oh, racism. It KILLS me!!
But that's not funny. Neither are clowns. Unless the clown is crying. Then it's hilarious. HA those clowns with the big sad faces.
siiiigh.
Hey I'm the latest victim of credit card fraud. You bastard. I know who it is. Little Clifton Poongatsa, the trailor trash of Sanford. We don't have any evidence on him....but look at the name. Filthy.
But yeah, someone somehow rang up a little over a hundred bucks at various gas stations. Luckily I don't hafa pay for it since I was out of the state and all....but how dare you use my credit! I earned that credit! By being nice to people and helping youngsters respect things. And let's not forget my Street Cred. I earned that by helping Stella get her Groove back.
Anyway, I'm at a loss for words and I have a plethora of pictures, so why not just take you through a day in life of Touring Adam.
We visit places that put me on their vehicle
I start my day with a good healthy meal
Thank you Mexicanos. Las mexican neferteeties twere muy grande.
Then I try to improve my mind through various intellectual stimulation
I left 2?? I'm an ig-na-ra-moose??? what does that mean? Screw you crackerbarrel. You and your elderly clientele.
Then I get ready to perform
An actor is nothing without his hair. That's why nobody knows who Danny Devito is. Who? See, I don't even know him.
Then I hump things, as the Greeks did to celebrate
Does anyone else HATE that girl that puts on the headphones in the dressing room and dances to "My Humps" in that commercial? I seriously can say that I HATE that girl.
More food? Don't mind if I do.
This is my new girlfriend. She doesn't move or talk that much, and she's a little 2 dimensional. But she gets the job done.
We got to 2nd base that night. But then I hit a foul tip.
Then I look into peoples bathroom windows.
I was looking at this guys mom. He charged me 60 cents.
Then I sleep with my eyes open.
This even creeps me out. And I'm the one doing it.
Ummm. this was pointless. It was almost more for my own enjoyment.
Next entry? Can be about anything you want.
Go ahead. Leave me a request.
Mmm they're setting up the continental breakfast.
goodnight!