"Your word is COW" "Definition, please?" "It's a COW" "Can you use it in a sentence?" "Spell COW"
Ok ok.......so I took a trip to New York.
And it was awesome.
I love the city and I must move there someday. But not yet.
I saw the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, The Producers, Altar Boyz, and Doubt, and they were all awesome.
That is my trip summary. It was good.
Word of advice, though: Bring your ID to the airport. I couldn't find my driver's license so I brought "alternate forms" of Identification. Ya know....pictures of myself, people that would verbally attest to my identity, baby teeth....stuff like that. But no good.
Well, my other ID's worked, but I did have to get searched. Because I'm a very suspicious person. Apparently.
I did go to Halloween Horror Nights too, on employee preview night, because of the wonderful Katrina who invited me. And while I didn't think it was that scary this year, she was convulsing and dropping to the floor repeatedly. Which is pretty funny.
Rehearsals are going great. the show is fun. And I get to dress up like a Marine. It reminds me of my ROTC days in high school.
Which, for the life of me, I still don't know why I did 4 years of it.
They pretty much went like:
Commander Hitler: DelMedico! Are you coming to Seargant Training Deportment this weekend?
Me: No, I have rehearsal for Babes in Toyland.
Commander Hitler: That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Me: No, the gayest thing would be that Jenkins behind me just told Stephenson that he was gonna buttrape him as soon as they got out to sea...because apparently, that's what the Navy's all about.......in all respect, sir.
Commander Hitler: Your words have cut me to the core, son. You're promoted. You can have my job.
And that's how I singlehandedly ended World War 2.
The End.
in OTHER NEWS:
I went on an audition for a Sonnys BBQ commerical.
My psuedo-agent sent me on it.
My line was:
"We're gonna need bigger To-Go bags!!!"
and I think I delivered it like a champ.
I was sad that I only got to read for the "3rd cook", because the "2nd cook" got to say
"Man, that's some serious Barbeque!!"
And that's the kind of acting that wins Emmys.
So maybe, if I am lucky, I will get to play a Sonnys BBQ cook.
and you'll forever hear Adam DelMedico's voice pleading...
"We're gonna need bigger To-Go bags!!"
You've been a beautiful audience.
And it was awesome.
I love the city and I must move there someday. But not yet.
I saw the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, The Producers, Altar Boyz, and Doubt, and they were all awesome.
That is my trip summary. It was good.
Word of advice, though: Bring your ID to the airport. I couldn't find my driver's license so I brought "alternate forms" of Identification. Ya know....pictures of myself, people that would verbally attest to my identity, baby teeth....stuff like that. But no good.
Well, my other ID's worked, but I did have to get searched. Because I'm a very suspicious person. Apparently.
I did go to Halloween Horror Nights too, on employee preview night, because of the wonderful Katrina who invited me. And while I didn't think it was that scary this year, she was convulsing and dropping to the floor repeatedly. Which is pretty funny.
Rehearsals are going great. the show is fun. And I get to dress up like a Marine. It reminds me of my ROTC days in high school.
Which, for the life of me, I still don't know why I did 4 years of it.
They pretty much went like:
Commander Hitler: DelMedico! Are you coming to Seargant Training Deportment this weekend?
Me: No, I have rehearsal for Babes in Toyland.
Commander Hitler: That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Me: No, the gayest thing would be that Jenkins behind me just told Stephenson that he was gonna buttrape him as soon as they got out to sea...because apparently, that's what the Navy's all about.......in all respect, sir.
Commander Hitler: Your words have cut me to the core, son. You're promoted. You can have my job.
And that's how I singlehandedly ended World War 2.
The End.
in OTHER NEWS:
I went on an audition for a Sonnys BBQ commerical.
My psuedo-agent sent me on it.
My line was:
"We're gonna need bigger To-Go bags!!!"
and I think I delivered it like a champ.
I was sad that I only got to read for the "3rd cook", because the "2nd cook" got to say
"Man, that's some serious Barbeque!!"
And that's the kind of acting that wins Emmys.
So maybe, if I am lucky, I will get to play a Sonnys BBQ cook.
and you'll forever hear Adam DelMedico's voice pleading...
"We're gonna need bigger To-Go bags!!"
You've been a beautiful audience.