What were you thinking, Batman? There could have been people in that parking garage!
You ever have one of those days?
You're at work, you ask for your paycheck and they say "Oh, you can't get your paycheck on the weekend. You'll have to wait until Monday."
You wonder how this can make sense....since you're there....and they're obviously open....because you're WORKING...but still, you try to stay calm.
You go to the vending machine, put in all your money, and realize that you're a dime short of buying anything. You push the change release and nothing happens. After a couple punches and kicks, you realize that this machine means business.
You go into the bathroom and out of nowhere, suddenly feel like you've been punched in the stomach. You realize you should take some time and relax, but looking at your watch it seems you're already late coming back from your break.
And then you look up into the mirror...and slowly...almost like it was scripted, a small stream of blood starts to come out of one side of your nose.
Slowly...and then stops at your mouth. You wipe it away and it doesn't happen again.
I swear...I thought I had Stigmata.
I was looking all over my hands for puncture imprints.
ANYWAY
So I guess I won't be on the WB. It's ok though, i had a good audition and I gave it my best so no worries.
The agent said she's still interested in seeing my work and wants me to come back in a few weeks or so with some more monologues and stuff. Sooo...I dunno, we'll see.
Urinetown auditions for Mad Cow coming up in a couple weeks.
Oooo Urinetown's just everywhere, isn't it?
Except Mad Cow pays. hehehhehehehe. yay.
ummm
I saw Batman Begins. It was cool.
I really wanted to hear this line, though:
Commissioner Gordon: Thanks Batman. You really saved the city when you blew everything up.
Bruce Wayne doesn't have any more friends. He yelled at them all. That bothered me. Who's he gonna hang out with? Michael Caine? Michael Caine's awesome but he's old and British. Would get tiresome after awhile.
Michael Caine. The Caine Mutiny. Any relation? I wonder.