The Great Mymantian Death Intervention of 2007

May 21, 2007 10:51

Dear Livejournal,

Last night, we spent a seven hour session of Dungeons and Dragons trying to convince an NPC not to kill himself. In a fit of Jess-ness, I cried (very predictably may I add) for about five hours of that. With many great sobs of 'I AM LEAKING FROM THE FACE, CADE IS NOT CRYING' and whatnot.

In the end, the NPC grudgingly allowed himself to survive for another couple weeks.

I can imagine Cade's conversation with Victoria:

'Love, where have you been?'
'Oh...well... we were on the roof convincing Rooke that his life may be worth living.'
'Really... And you realise he's a very evil man and will probably turn around and stab you all in the back?'
'Oh, pretty sure. But I'm the second chance guy, and it would be out of character for me to not offer this second chance type deal.'
'You have an excellent point, though I fear I may have gained some sort of twisted nephew in this due to your inevitable need to father everyone... even those that are older than you. By the way, did anything else happen?'
'Hmm? Oh, well, apparently i'm also a dragon.'
'Really.'
'Yeah. Though I think Rooke may have been bullshitting us. Though how he did that under truth serum I have no clue (but would like to find out)'
'Dragon hmm?'
'Yes.'
'...I seem to find that a bit of a turn-on.'

And then we'll just leave them right there.

dragon, cade, death intervention, dnd

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