superman fails

[slicklizard]

Well today we had our superhero evaluation exams and i failed miserably... i guess im just too old fashioned. apparently now you have to kill the villains and we arnt allowed to distroy buildings to save the world anymore.
so now i have to hang up my cape and never fly again.
oh how i will miss those good old days... dont know what i will do without my x-ray vision. guess ill have to visit one of those porn sites ive heard so much about