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The evil PIKA and Chef Boyardee keep us down man. They are watching us man. That ravioli does things man. I ain't goin in there, them bastards attacked us. In the distance you hear a voice calling "Shock 'em with the siren man, shock 'em with the siren". Then, like a water buffalo flying at great speeds plowing into my face, it hit me. The antigans from Sharlak Prime were an angry race, devoted to causing civil uprising in the name of pain and suffering. I knew I had to stop them, so I threw my gorgonzola. DIRECT HIT! I saved the Earth that day and all its people. Mom was pissed when I returned without the gorgonzola. I raced into the bathroom. Particle man emerged from the shadows and we battled. Triangle man fought Particle man, little did I know that I became Person man when I walked through the door. This story would be different than the last as I emerged victorious and took my place at Darth Vader's immediate left. He said to me "I really have to pee", and space ships don't have bathrooms, I learned that from Star Trek. When I emerged from the small room I found myself surrounded by ninjas, the most cunning of all samurai warriors. The first blade sank deep into my right hand shoe lace. I just bought these on Thursday. That man died there, as did all the others that called him a companion. Chuck Norris saw to that. Thanks Walker. I retired to my study and fell asleep in the chair................new episode next week!