An ode to Christine Nicole Mazzeo...
Somethings to chew on:
Christine loves sour cream, the penis, and discotecs.
If you call her a "centipede" she WILL be highly offended.
She does not enjoy being trapped in a glass cage of emotion.
She's d-i-r-t-y like Christina.
Her life long dream is to be a lemonade vender with Anthony Milo.
She rubs her chin alot.
She squints so much she has a wrinkly forehead. shhh it's a secret.
She's just a teenage dirtbag baby.
and lastly:
I'm her BESTEST friend, deal with it.
Christine loves sour cream, the penis, and discotecs.
If you call her a "centipede" she WILL be highly offended.
She does not enjoy being trapped in a glass cage of emotion.
She's d-i-r-t-y like Christina.
Her life long dream is to be a lemonade vender with Anthony Milo.
She rubs her chin alot.
She squints so much she has a wrinkly forehead. shhh it's a secret.
She's just a teenage dirtbag baby.
and lastly:
I'm her BESTEST friend, deal with it.