From Twitter 04-30-2011
- 00:09:14: Birds tweet all the time, yet NOT A SINGLE BIRD HAS EVER MADE A "REAL" TWEET. Don't believe me? Well, you should. I am a voice of authority!
- 00:12:41: "I am just #some #mother's #son," I said with a shrug. That hurt her very much. She began to break down in #tears. My mother is such a wuss.
- 21:46:12: "I am faster than you," she declared with a #yelp and a #hop. I had no retort. I can neither yelp nor hop. So sad. I am literally #hopless!
- 21:50:43: What's this gooey mass doing stuck under my chair? Should I touch it more to find out what it is? Should I take a look at it? Smell it? Ugh.
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